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Towel Dingle
Towel Dingle by Eatmorechicken June 2, 2009
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towely • Towelyn • Towel • towel-head • Towelie • towel boy • Towel Rack • towel time • towel trick • toweled
Towel Floss
When you take a towel and hold on to each end. Putting the towel in between your legs and moving it to the front and back (like you are flossing your teeth, but instead its your balls/crotch)
Towel Floss by Harry Cockalitious March 14, 2010
towel feces
It's when you take a massive dump over your towel. You wait for it to become dry and crusty so you can wipe it off the towel so you can sculpt it into a anime body pillow.
Mom: Niggato what are you doing in there?
Niggato: I'm masterbating to my towel feces! Don't look!
Mom: What?!
Niggato: you'll never catch me
Narrator: Niggato runs away from his room, fleeing with his feces body pillow
Niggato: I'm masterbating to my towel feces! Don't look!
Mom: What?!
Niggato: you'll never catch me
Narrator: Niggato runs away from his room, fleeing with his feces body pillow
towel feces by Niggato's body pillow April 24, 2017
Happy Towel
A small wash cloth or hand towel that is kept next to the bed, in the glove box or in a pocket and is used for cleaning up bodily fluids after a sexual encounter. It may have a smiley face drawn in a corner so that the Happy Towel will not be accidently used for other purposes. This towel might also be used for a woman to spit into if she does not have the decency to swallow.
After their passionate encounter, Dick and Jane used their Happy Towels to clean up the mess and the wet spot. happy towel clean up body fluid
Happy Towel by Grendel177 January 1, 2015
Guest towel get-a-way
When it becomes necessary to exit a chick's apartment via the window because you realized too late that you are drying your ass and junk with her "guest towel" after bangining the shit out if her"
I wasnt paying attention and i had to make a guest towel get-a-way. Man I dont know which i left messier, her or her goddam linens.
Guest towel get-a-way by Mike Cheezmar December 10, 2012
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Ajumma
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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