Definitions by ICSHialeah

hozzenscheit 

Hozzenschneit: (adj.) unappealing, in a boring, as opposed to a hideous, way.

Kevin Cosner is the most hozzenscheit actor I've ever seen!

hozzenscheit by ICSHialeah May 22, 2019

Disco-tuck

Fat-reducing cosmetic surgery, performed exclusively for the purpose of being able to dance at one's high school reunion without looking like a walrus having a convulsion.

Jim had better get a disco-tuck before the reunion dance. He could kill somebody with that gyrating gut!

Disco-tuck by ICSHialeah September 1, 2009

jism organism 

The product of the induction of a man's jism into the female sexual apparatus; a baby.

Sandra's nine months pregnant. She's about to pop out her first jism organism.

jism organism by ICSHialeah August 22, 2009

Tom Seaver 

The great Met pitcher, whose dick the guy who wrote definition # 1 would love to suck.

The guy who wrote definition # 1 would love to suck Tom Seaver's dick.

Tom Seaver by ICSHialeah August 22, 2009

The Roquefort Files 

A 1970's detective drama starring a large slab of blue cheese.

My two favorite detective shows are The Roquefort Files and Barna-brie Jones.

The Roquefort Files by ICSHialeah August 16, 2009

snot rocket 

A particle of nasal excrement launched at such high speed as to achieve escape velocity. It may be launched by way of a sneeze, or the "cover one nostril and blow" method.

I still have flashbacks to the time in 7th grade when I was almost decapitated by my friend Carlos' snot rocket.

snot rocket by ICSHialeah August 15, 2009

erecticide 

A woman who is so undesirable that she can kill an already erect cock within seconds of appearing.

Shirley is such an erecticide...my masssive wood went limp as soon as she walked through the door.

erecticide by ICSHialeah August 10, 2009