ICSHialeah's definitions

Parking the Winnebago

Engaging in sexual activity.
Variation: "Parking the Winnebago in the back lot". Definition: Engaging in anal sex.

Vito: "Where the hell were YOU all night?"

Guido: "I was at Marie's house, parking the Winnebago."

by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009

computer hooters

Digitally enhanced female breasts.

Alice: "Stop drooling over that photograph. Those are computer hooters".
Ralph: "Hommina-hommina-hommina!!!"

by ICSHialeah August 7, 2009

LaTrine

The most popular new creative name in the African-American community.

Black dude: "Where LaTrine?"
White gentleman: "On a military base, I suppose."
Black dude: "A military base?!? What the hell he doin' there?"
White gentleman: "Who?"

by ICSHialeah August 6, 2009

Hung like a thumbtack

A male who has an exceedingly small penis

Ryan: "Hey Lindsey, did you boink John last night?"
Lindsey: "I'm not sure. He's hung like a thumbtack."

by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009

bowel towels

Toilet paper.

Grab me a few pages of the New York Times, please. We're out of bowel towels again.

by ICSHialeah August 10, 2009

Queens

New York City's greatest borough.

Queens makes the Bronx look like a cesspool...Wait, shit...the Bronx DOES look like a cesspool!

by ICSHialeah August 7, 2009

hozzenscheit

Hozzenschneit: (adj.) unappealing, in a boring, as opposed to a hideous, way.

Kevin Cosner is the most hozzenscheit actor I've ever seen!

by ICSHialeah May 22, 2019