n.- when a man gets a boner in the shower and, after drying off, can drop the wet towel and have his penis catch it and hold it
John: wow, did you see Joe in the showers?? he's hung like a horse! i watched him show off by doing the towel rack as he walked out.
by Utt July 9, 2005
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Rack used to hang up towels.
Person: "I have a rack that I use to hang up towels on, therefore it is a towel rack."
by Evil October 19, 2003
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When a man gets a huge boner.. so big and raging infact, you could hang a heavy, wet towel on it!
Liam: Dam I dropped my towel.. now I have to bend down to reach it, Ooh wait.. I dont have to.. My raging boner caught it!

haha.. I have a natural towel rack.
by welshguy January 18, 2010
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When one consumes large amounts of GHB and is standing with legs shoulder width apart, bent at the waist with knuckles touching the ground.
Did you see ______ towel-racking at the Rave last weekend?
by sfvkittie November 16, 2011
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Euphemism for having sex. The expression came about because the sound made while nailing a towel rack sounds a lot like the sound of a headboard banging against the wall during sex. Also, see "nail."
Yeah, he wasn't the best husband in the world, but he sure could nail a towel rack.
by starfish1 April 25, 2006
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To hang a towel from ones erect penis while waiting for the person in the shower to reach for a towel, but results in the person reaching out getting a dick and a towel, and usually results in sex at the end of this dick grabbing experience.
after jane was done showering she reached out for a towel but instead got a towel and johns dick. Jane just got ikea towel racked, and john got laid.
by 8BitOverlord March 10, 2015
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A male wears a towel tied in the back. He then gets an erection. Upon releasing the towel it stays supported by his erect member.
After skinny dipping in the Scotia Towers fountain I was mortified when my friends tried to whip off my towel and I was left with a Whalley Towel Rack.
by Cliff the Rod August 1, 2007
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