The ultimate guide to the wisdom of being high. Towelie is synonimous with everything about being part of the 21st century and being high - the things that he says and does hold true and close meanings to our everyday lives.
"Towelie, you're the worst character ever" - You're so not! :)
"You wanna get high" - meaning yeah life is a bummer, but we can easily forget that.
"Don't forget to bring a towel" - It's like love itself, bring a towel and everyone will love you. See also Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy.
"Oh man, I'm so high right now, I have no idea what is going on" - You're damn straight!
"You wanna get high" - meaning yeah life is a bummer, but we can easily forget that.
"Don't forget to bring a towel" - It's like love itself, bring a towel and everyone will love you. See also Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy.
"Oh man, I'm so high right now, I have no idea what is going on" - You're damn straight!
by Lex - ultimatetowelie.co.uk October 22, 2003
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No, Towelie, we do NOT want to get high!
by SiliconHero April 25, 2003
Get the Towelie mug.A "smart" towel manufactured by Tynacorp in the Paramount cartoon series South Park, Towelie is a computer-equipped, sentient, walking, talking, blue Bathroom Towel.
Towelie is also a rather heavy marijuana user, and makes no secret of it.
Most Memorable Moment:
Towelie: "Don't preach to me, fatso!"
Cartman: "I can preach to you all I want 'cause your stupid!"
Towelie: "Your stupid!"
Cartman: "Yeah, but your a towel!"
Towelie: "Your a towel!"
Cartman: ".............................."
Towelie is also a rather heavy marijuana user, and makes no secret of it.
Most Memorable Moment:
Towelie: "Don't preach to me, fatso!"
Cartman: "I can preach to you all I want 'cause your stupid!"
Towelie: "Your stupid!"
Cartman: "Yeah, but your a towel!"
Towelie: "Your a towel!"
Cartman: ".............................."
Oh no, not Towelie...
by kjun1_3 February 25, 2011
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Get the Towelie mug.by Smanny April 29, 2006
Get the Towelie mug.A one night stand with a soap phobia stays at your house and cleans their asshole on your towel. Your roomie finds it, and chases you around the kitchen. You have now slept with a towelie.
"Oh my god, I think that Wally is a Towelie, check out the round shit stain i found".
"Towlie can't even clean his ass properly, I can't believe you fucked that. Next he will be handing you a hot lunch".
"Towlie can't even clean his ass properly, I can't believe you fucked that. Next he will be handing you a hot lunch".
by abracadabra10 March 26, 2009
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