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toweled
toweled by humplehump June 8, 2007
toweled up
Term used to refer to an individual's funny or painful incident. Often used in relation to surfing or contact sports.
"Hey, did you see Colmslater in the surf today? He really got toweled up."
"Don't try to start anything with those guys. They're about 25- you'd get toweled up."
"Don't try to start anything with those guys. They're about 25- you'd get toweled up."
toweled up by kirra board mad dog March 25, 2010
brown toweled
brown toweled by crab152003 March 21, 2008
tea toweled
When an infant's face is loosely covered to help him/her rest; usually with the same towel or type material used to cover steaming rice.
"Baby is falling asleep. Can you tea towel him so I can keep the lights on?"
"Your baby had trouble napping while you were at work, so I tea toweled him to sleep."
"Damn baby boy, you got tea toweled. Better check if you're breathing.."
"Your baby had trouble napping while you were at work, so I tea toweled him to sleep."
"Damn baby boy, you got tea toweled. Better check if you're breathing.."
tea toweled by Becca Sime-Jensen October 9, 2020
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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