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the act of being high as fuck. derived from toweley off of south park.
kurt....are you toweled out right now?
toweled by jakeg9387 January 21, 2008
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When someone is wearing a towel and it is pulled off.
I was in the lockeroom and I just got out of the shower and someone toweled me. Everyone saw my dick.
toweled by Scarface2 May 16, 2006
Another word for one who is extremely off head
Sarge: that pinga crept up on me
Mick: How are u doing?
Sarge: Im toweled
toweled by humplehump June 8, 2007

toweled up 

Term used to refer to an individual's funny or painful incident. Often used in relation to surfing or contact sports.
"Hey, did you see Colmslater in the surf today? He really got toweled up."

"Don't try to start anything with those guys. They're about 25- you'd get toweled up."

brown toweled 

wipe your bum with a friends towel. Then put it back on the rack. the trap is then set.
brown toweled by crab152003 March 21, 2008

tea toweled 

When an infant's face is loosely covered to help him/her rest; usually with the same towel or type material used to cover steaming rice.
"Baby is falling asleep. Can you tea towel him so I can keep the lights on?"

"Your baby had trouble napping while you were at work, so I tea toweled him to sleep."

"Damn baby boy, you got tea toweled. Better check if you're breathing.."
tea toweled by Becca Sime-Jensen October 9, 2020

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