4 definitions by Grendel177
A small wash cloth or hand towel that is kept next to the bed, in the glove box or in a pocket and is used for cleaning up bodily fluids after a sexual encounter. It may have a smiley face drawn in a corner so that the Happy Towel will not be accidently used for other purposes. This towel might also be used for a woman to spit into if she does not have the decency to swallow.
After their passionate encounter, Dick and Jane used their Happy Towels to clean up the mess and the wet spot. happy towel clean up body fluid
by Grendel177 January 2, 2015
Adam:"I woke up with morning wood but my wife wouldn't put out"
Mark:"That sucks, what did you do about it?"
Adam:"What could I do? I went into the bathroom and gave myself a 'shower massage'!"
Mark:"That sucks, what did you do about it?"
Adam:"What could I do? I went into the bathroom and gave myself a 'shower massage'!"
by Grendel177 May 30, 2016
PR Work translates to Pound and Release Work. It is performed by the police when they contact a citizen that they know committed a crime but they do not have the evidence to convict or they feel the process of arrest and report writing would take too much time/effort. Instead a metered dose of physical punishment is administered in hopes that the individual will make a connection between their offense and the consequences which would dissuade them from acting poorly in the future. Unfortunately it can be viewed as police brutality, especially when it is not warranted and the cop is only doing it because he is frustrated that his coffee had gotten cold or his hot new female partner has denied his sexual advances.
Johnny Cop Stash: "Hey Reed, did you see that kid steal that lady's purse?"
Reed: "Ya, but the puke won't even get a slap on the wrist for that"
Johnny Cop Stash: "Your probably right Reed. Pull over, I will make contact with the little bastard and engage in some PR work.
Reed: "Ya, but the puke won't even get a slap on the wrist for that"
Johnny Cop Stash: "Your probably right Reed. Pull over, I will make contact with the little bastard and engage in some PR work.
by Grendel177 April 21, 2017
The build up of white residue found on the shower walls or floor that is left over from a guy's shower massage
Ginger: "I was cleaning our shower this morning and I could not believe the build up of cum scum my boyfriend has left!"
Blondie: "Maybe you should be 'servicing'your man more often"
Ginger:"I guess, I had to use a belt sander to get that stuff off the wall! Can you imagine what that shit does to your stomach?!?"
Blondie: "Maybe you should be 'servicing'your man more often"
Ginger:"I guess, I had to use a belt sander to get that stuff off the wall! Can you imagine what that shit does to your stomach?!?"
by Grendel177 May 30, 2016