Towelyn

God of Towelynism, half man half towel. More powerful than Jesus.

Towelyn is fucking awesome.

by Mary the Manly Mongoose November 30, 2010

Small Toweling

Masturbating in a hotel room. Named derives from when a man uses the smallest hotel towel available as a ejaculatory relief catch receptacle.

"I have 30 minutes before my show time, just enough time for some 'small toweling'."

by N1N July 25, 2010

Tea toweling

The brave act of poking a tea towel knuckles deep into a lions arse.

My attorney and I went tea toweling in Africa this weekend.

by Sylvester Santiago June 30, 2019

Towelnique

the action of changing from normal clothes into your swimsuit/wetsuit to go surfing with the towel wrapped around you, allowing you to change in public, without exposing yourself..

When Tim got to the beach, he saw no bathrooms. So he used the towelnique to change from his suit to his boardshorts...

by Timothy Knapp July 12, 2006

Tip Toweling

When you sneak around with an erection that is covered with a small towel

Carter was tip toweling to the kitchen to get a midnight snack when Nana turned on the light and discovered his hidden erection.

by Tip towelettes January 20, 2019

towely

best character ever on Southpark, a pot smoking towel,

towley got high and just wandered off one day

by lola January 9, 2005

Toweling

The equivalent to planking.

To drape yourself over an object, as if becomeing or impersonating a towel. Comes from the term planking, but planking became too "lame" to partake in; thus the creation of 'toweling'.

Originated by an unintelligent teenage girl in a small suburb out side of Dallas Texas, and has swiftly taken north Texas by storm.

Demarcus "hey bro let's take some cool pictures of us planking!"
Carlos "nah man that's so old, let's go toweling!"
both boys drape themselves over an Orthodontist office sign and take pictures, soon to be uploaded to Facebook.

by Basegod4life July 23, 2011