Flossed

when someone epically fails at something and sucks at life.

Simon/Isaac: oh shit....

Kurd: you just flossed the shit outta that!

by Deekdel July 25, 2016

flossed

after a strainful workout your muscles become tight and very visable.

My muscles are so flossed they cut a cake.

by Groc February 25, 2008

Flossed

The past tense of the word "flaw", which is an adjective used to describe a person who just bailed, or frequently bails, on commitments. This especially applies to flaking out on social plans, such as going to clubs, theme parks, the movies, concerts, and going on dates.

If someone was flaw to you, they flossed you.

Michael: Bro, are we goin' out tonight?

Brandon: Nah man, I have a chemistry test tomorrow... I gotta study.

Michael: Dude, that's so flaw... you said you would go. You flossed me.

by EmDeeAr October 21, 2011

Flossed

When your messages, DMs, or snapchats are flooded by strangers

That girl's DMs were flossed ever since she put her username on tinder.

by Flossed Man November 8, 2018

Flossed

Flossed : the art of having welcomed a penis in your mouth so deeply that you can go no further, thereby flossing your teeth with the curlies. It’s a win win.

Dude 1: Dude, hey, did Summer serve you up some head last night?
Dude 2: Dude, totally—she totally flossed me, bro
Dudes 1 & 2: hahhhahaaaa

by Cmann30 November 18, 2020

Flossed

When you are stuck between two things.

Aw man I’m so flossed right now.

by Luvvvvvvv February 6, 2021

Flossed

When sniper breaks your ankles like a lil b in Rocket League!

Landon got Flossed on by Chuck diesel the other night!

by Rogue_1 July 16, 2021