1. Present tense of toot.
2. Past tense of toot}
3. When farting immediately after someone else, you are deemed under the first farter's "tootelage."
4. When being subjected to the odor of someone else's fart, you are under the farter's "tootelage."
2. Past tense of toot}
3. When farting immediately after someone else, you are deemed under the first farter's "tootelage."
4. When being subjected to the odor of someone else's fart, you are under the farter's "tootelage."
1. After farting, "Got some serious tootelage here."
2. After walking into a room immediately after a person rips a noxious fart, "Captain, sensors are detecting tootelage in this sector."
3. Being the second to fart, "I am under your tootelage now, but one day the student will become the master."
4. After Ayden rips a paint peeling fart he proudly proclaims, "You are all under my tootelage."
2. After walking into a room immediately after a person rips a noxious fart, "Captain, sensors are detecting tootelage in this sector."
3. Being the second to fart, "I am under your tootelage now, but one day the student will become the master."
4. After Ayden rips a paint peeling fart he proudly proclaims, "You are all under my tootelage."
by Merriam Kiddo July 22, 2011
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All you need to really "rip a good loud odiferous one" is to chow down on plenty of cabbage and/or baked beans --- you don't need no "stinkin'" tootelage!
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(noun): The act of being a tool, or, in other words, ignorantly acting on the behalf of, or behaving a certain way in order to please others at the expense of one's own self-benefit, morals, and/or integrity. This includes acting, talking, and dressing in a certain manner to impress others and/or pretending to be something one isn't.
Tool: Dude, I did everything the cool kids told me to do to be popular, but they still ignore me. What do I do?
Chill Friend: Just keep the toolage to a minimum, and all will be well.
Chill Friend: Just keep the toolage to a minimum, and all will be well.
by Downtown-A-Brown April 9, 2011
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As soon as Dr. Smith started working on my orthodontic retainer with his sharp appliances, I couldn't help starting to toothrage.
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