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The act of tooting that thang up for a duration of time only for it to get torn down.
The Tootalage currently in act was to much for him and her.
Tootalage by Ascendant Hit December 13, 2025
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tootelage 

1. Present tense of toot.

2. Past tense of [toot}

3. When farting immediately after someone else, you are deemed under the first farter's "tootelage."

4. When being subjected to the odor of someone else's fart, you are under the farter's "tootelage."
1. After farting, "Got some serious tootelage here."

2. After walking into a room immediately after a person rips a noxious fart, "Captain, sensors are detecting tootelage in this sector."

3. Being the second to fart, "I am under your tootelage now, but one day the student will become the master."

4. After Ayden rips a paint peeling fart he proudly proclaims, "You are all under my tootelage."
tootelage by Merriam Kiddo July 22, 2011
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(noun): The act of being a tool, or, in other words, ignorantly acting on the behalf of, or behaving a certain way in order to please others at the expense of one's own self-benefit, morals, and/or integrity. This includes acting, talking, and dressing in a certain manner to impress others and/or pretending to be something one isn't.
Tool: Dude, I did everything the cool kids told me to do to be popular, but they still ignore me. What do I do?

Chill Friend: Just keep the toolage to a minimum, and all will be well.
Toolage by Downtown-A-Brown April 9, 2011

tutalage 

A common misspelling of the word tutelage (the instruction of a student by a tutor).
correct: tutelage incorrect: tutalage

Under the tutelage of Dick Cheney and Condoleezza Rice, George W. Bush destroyed the civilized world and initiated a clash of civilizations that will last for the next five hundred years.
tutalage by Esquire438 November 11, 2008
Music.

What the word "tunage" should actually be.

Singular "Tools"
"Hey man! Did you bring some toolage for the drive?"
"Bat Out of Hell is an example of supreme toolage."
"I was walking down the street and listening to some tools."
when it is required to go to the pooper room to flatuate in fear of a mishap
I ran to the bathroom due to tootage.
tootage by Efulan December 7, 2010

to toothrage

The act of screaming at the dentist when you're having something done in your mouth and the pain is too much to be tolerated.
As soon as Dr. Smith started working on my orthodontic retainer with his sharp appliances, I couldn't help starting to toothrage.
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

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everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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