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A Cuban term for a cluster or extrema disorganization
I was late to work today because of extrema tropelage in my life.

I tried to clean out my garage, but the tropelage was so intense it gave me a headache.
Tropelage by José Expose January 14, 2020
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The Trollage 

A cataclysmic natural event occurring on a random date. The clouds will rain blood, and people have urges to cover themselves in oil. It is said if you look too long at the sky, you will turn insane. But, it is a good type of insanity. It's freedom. For the earth will succumb to the Trollage, humanity will succumb to the Trollage. The Trollage will consume all. The Trollage must become more powerful. The Trollage must become omnipotent, infinite. It is our savior. The destruction will save us all, picking us from this dreadful place. We will become One with the Trollage.
The Trollage is happening, run outside and stare at the sky, Jack!
The Trollage by Leblanc Family January 19, 2021

tootelage 

1. Present tense of toot.

2. Past tense of [toot}

3. When farting immediately after someone else, you are deemed under the first farter's "tootelage."

4. When being subjected to the odor of someone else's fart, you are under the farter's "tootelage."
1. After farting, "Got some serious tootelage here."

2. After walking into a room immediately after a person rips a noxious fart, "Captain, sensors are detecting tootelage in this sector."

3. Being the second to fart, "I am under your tootelage now, but one day the student will become the master."

4. After Ayden rips a paint peeling fart he proudly proclaims, "You are all under my tootelage."
tootelage by Merriam Kiddo July 22, 2011

Trollage 

When you troll to hard you cum on your keyboard
We had a little bit of trollage
Trollage by 4qz April 4, 2021

Trollage 

Troll + Collage = Trollage, a collage to catch trolls.
A mash-up of images, references, and quotes attributed to the wrong people. These are usually taken from movies and shows of the science fiction or fantasy genres, or have a geeky pop culture theme.

The monumental amount of conflicting pictures and erroneous quotes from the wrong characters are sure to elicit corrections from the trolls who don't get the obvious joke.

Visual examples can be found at absurdlynerdly wordpress, fakemoviequotes dot dom, and bitcore dot org
Verbal Trollage: "May the force be ever in your favor, Mr. Potter." by Gandalf, from The Chronicles of Narnia
Trollage by katriniac November 14, 2012

Trollage_vr/Troll_vr_ 

Trollage_vr aka Troll_vr_ Is a VR player mostly GTAG that has long arms and is good at the game
Person one :Hey did you follow Trollage_vr/Troll_vr_ yet?
Person two: No?
Person one: Go do it now!

towelage 

The act of performing a heavy-duty cleanup job needed after sexual intercourse wherein the genitals are extremely wet and sticky and therefor a large amount of towels are used.
She squirted everywhere and I needed some major towelage.

I just squirted all over him. He went to go get some towelage.
towelage by SillyWonka May 2, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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