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The Trollage 

A cataclysmic natural event occurring on a random date. The clouds will rain blood, and people have urges to cover themselves in oil. It is said if you look too long at the sky, you will turn insane. But, it is a good type of insanity. It's freedom. For the earth will succumb to the Trollage, humanity will succumb to the Trollage. The Trollage will consume all. The Trollage must become more powerful. The Trollage must become omnipotent, infinite. It is our savior. The destruction will save us all, picking us from this dreadful place. We will become One with the Trollage.
The Trollage is happening, run outside and stare at the sky, Jack!
The Trollage by Leblanc Family January 19, 2021

tootelage 

1. Present tense of toot.

2. Past tense of [toot}

3. When farting immediately after someone else, you are deemed under the first farter's "tootelage."

4. When being subjected to the odor of someone else's fart, you are under the farter's "tootelage."
1. After farting, "Got some serious tootelage here."

2. After walking into a room immediately after a person rips a noxious fart, "Captain, sensors are detecting tootelage in this sector."

3. Being the second to fart, "I am under your tootelage now, but one day the student will become the master."

4. After Ayden rips a paint peeling fart he proudly proclaims, "You are all under my tootelage."
tootelage by Merriam Kiddo July 22, 2011

Trollage 

When you troll to hard you cum on your keyboard
We had a little bit of trollage
Trollage by 4qz April 4, 2021

Trollage 

Troll + Collage = Trollage, a collage to catch trolls.
A mash-up of images, references, and quotes attributed to the wrong people. These are usually taken from movies and shows of the science fiction or fantasy genres, or have a geeky pop culture theme.

The monumental amount of conflicting pictures and erroneous quotes from the wrong characters are sure to elicit corrections from the trolls who don't get the obvious joke.

Visual examples can be found at absurdlynerdly wordpress, fakemoviequotes dot dom, and bitcore dot org
Verbal Trollage: "May the force be ever in your favor, Mr. Potter." by Gandalf, from The Chronicles of Narnia
Trollage by katriniac November 14, 2012

Trollage_vr/Troll_vr_ 

Trollage_vr aka Troll_vr_ Is a VR player mostly GTAG that has long arms and is good at the game
Person one :Hey did you follow Trollage_vr/Troll_vr_ yet?
Person two: No?
Person one: Go do it now!

towelage 

The act of performing a heavy-duty cleanup job needed after sexual intercourse wherein the genitals are extremely wet and sticky and therefor a large amount of towels are used.
She squirted everywhere and I needed some major towelage.

I just squirted all over him. He went to go get some towelage.
towelage by SillyWonka May 2, 2022