woodwind

when a a girl farts on a mans bonure

Damn that was one woodwind

by 12ewjdj 474nfrkjhfejer October 27, 2017

woodwind

A penis fart.

I.e. Wood meaning erection and wind meaning fart.

Guy 1: Ewww.
Did you hear that nasty-ass woodwind I did during algebra?

Guy 2: Fuck yeah man, it smelled like my cock sucked through a blender.

by Senor Anon May 8, 2008

woodwind

porn, porn video etc.

(when your parents are around). Did you enjoy the woodwind the other night?

by brehil October 30, 2008

Woodwind

Farting with a boner.

I did a woodwind last night and it felt great.

by 1374828272773733 April 13, 2017

Woodwind

A section in the marching band that lives to make their section leader (aka jenni) proud.

Look it’s the woodwinds trying to make jenni proud again!

by .l.l.l. November 15, 2022

Woodwind

(Slang) A hilariously unfortunate yet majestic term for a penis queef—the rare but mighty expulsion of trapped air from the urethra, often following some, uh… enthusiastic activities. Think of it as nature’s tiny jazz solo, an unexpected toot from the flesh flute.

“Dude, I was with my partner last night, and I legit let out a woodwind. Sounded like a sad oboe.”

by xoxolirpa March 14, 2025

woodwind section

The section who tends to play the quietest or the loudest. There's no in between. This section involves Flute to Bari Sax. With Reeds,Double reeds and mouth pieces, this group can be powerful or scared. Typically better at sight reading than the brass section combined, and has more solos in sheet music.

Flute Player: Hey, did you hear that oboe player today in class,

Saxophone Player: Heck Yeah! He/She sounded amazing on her solo.

Clarinet Player: But what about that Bari Sax sound??? That was awesome!!!
Oboe/Bassoon Player:WHO STEPPED ON MY REED?!?!?!?!
Band Director: That Woodwind Section sounded awesome on our songs today! They can leave early.

by Creatively..Hexed00 December 13, 2016