tootage 

when it is required to go to the pooper room to flatuate in fear of a mishap

I ran to the bathroom due to tootage.

tootage by Efulan December 7, 2010

Bangin' Toonage 

Really proper loud and good music. Usually chav-ed out dance music which they listen to and think they're cool in their ford fiesta's with body kits.

1) Turn up that bangin' toonage, white boy.
2) Turn up that bangin' toonage, brown boy.

Bangin' Toonage by Matthew "The Other Guy" Walker October 20, 2005

toonage 

a good tune, or a good track, possibly British

"Oi mate, that's some major toonage booming out of yer speakers!"

toonage by enigmatiq June 6, 2015

thotage 

A word you throw in when someone is being a complete utter thot

Omg , would you look at that girl, uck, thotage

thotage by ciels thot January 21, 2018

Toolage 

(noun): The act of being a tool, or, in other words, ignorantly acting on the behalf of, or behaving a certain way in order to please others at the expense of one's own self-benefit, morals, and/or integrity. This includes acting, talking, and dressing in a certain manner to impress others and/or pretending to be something one isn't.

Tool: Dude, I did everything the cool kids told me to do to be popular, but they still ignore me. What do I do?

Chill Friend: Just keep the toolage to a minimum, and all will be well.

Toolage by Downtown-A-Brown April 9, 2011

Toolage 

Music.

What the word "tunage" should actually be.

Singular "Tools"

"Hey man! Did you bring some toolage for the drive?"
"Bat Out of Hell is an example of supreme toolage."
"I was walking down the street and listening to some tools."

Toolage by Willy "Cock" Johnson July 2, 2017

Tootaneer 

One who is extremley skilled in the art of on-demand tooting.

Man that guy is one hell of a tootaneer!

Tootaneer by ethelovebug November 30, 2011