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Bangin' Toonage 

Really proper loud and good music. Usually chav-ed out dance music which they listen to and think they're cool in their ford fiesta's with body kits.
1) Turn up that bangin' toonage, white boy.
2) Turn up that bangin' toonage, brown boy.
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a good tune, or a good track, possibly British
"Oi mate, that's some major toonage booming out of yer speakers!"
toonage by enigmatiq June 6, 2015
A word you throw in when someone is being a complete utter thot
Omg , would you look at that girl, uck, thotage
thotage by ciels thot January 21, 2018
(noun): The act of being a tool, or, in other words, ignorantly acting on the behalf of, or behaving a certain way in order to please others at the expense of one's own self-benefit, morals, and/or integrity. This includes acting, talking, and dressing in a certain manner to impress others and/or pretending to be something one isn't.
Tool: Dude, I did everything the cool kids told me to do to be popular, but they still ignore me. What do I do?

Chill Friend: Just keep the toolage to a minimum, and all will be well.
Toolage by Downtown-A-Brown April 9, 2011
Music.

What the word "tunage" should actually be.

Singular "Tools"
"Hey man! Did you bring some toolage for the drive?"
"Bat Out of Hell is an example of supreme toolage."
"I was walking down the street and listening to some tools."

Tootaneer 

One who is extremley skilled in the art of on-demand tooting.
Man that guy is one hell of a tootaneer!
Tootaneer by ethelovebug November 30, 2011
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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