Toolage 

(noun): The act of being a tool, or, in other words, ignorantly acting on the behalf of, or behaving a certain way in order to please others at the expense of one's own self-benefit, morals, and/or integrity. This includes acting, talking, and dressing in a certain manner to impress others and/or pretending to be something one isn't.

Tool: Dude, I did everything the cool kids told me to do to be popular, but they still ignore me. What do I do?

Chill Friend: Just keep the toolage to a minimum, and all will be well.

Toolage by Downtown-A-Brown April 9, 2011

Toolage 

Music.

What the word "tunage" should actually be.

Singular "Tools"

"Hey man! Did you bring some toolage for the drive?"
"Bat Out of Hell is an example of supreme toolage."
"I was walking down the street and listening to some tools."

Toolage by Willy "Cock" Johnson July 2, 2017

toolage 

Dumba vershn ov a tool lolzy *g*

"ur a toolage!!!111!1!!"

toolage by Lezzeh January 5, 2005

TULUM-TOOLATE 

Having no pity for people being caught getting shitfaced on a plane going to Tulum in a weird Fyre Festival/Hunger Games vibe.

- OMG JeNnY hOW Do wE gEt bAcK to CanAdA?!? We'Re bLoCkEd fRoM alL thE AirlInes? BuT thEy DiDN'T eveN fiND thE CoCaiNe And MolLy!!
*cries in influencer*
- it's TULUM-TOOLATE bitch.
*starts GoFundMe*

TULUM-TOOLATE by sylar1 January 6, 2022

toologenic 

1. when someone looks like a complete tool in pictures

2. the ability to determine the toolness of a person based on their photos

note: tool level varies by who takes the picture, where the picture is taken, and where the picture can be found.

Did you see his new profile pic?
You mean the shirtless, sideways hat, cell phone picture in the mirror shot?
Yeah. He's so toologenic!

toologenic by Shanda Leier December 8, 2010

Bangin' Toonage 

Really proper loud and good music. Usually chav-ed out dance music which they listen to and think they're cool in their ford fiesta's with body kits.

1) Turn up that bangin' toonage, white boy.
2) Turn up that bangin' toonage, brown boy.

Bangin' Toonage by Matthew "The Other Guy" Walker October 20, 2005

toonage 

a good tune, or a good track, possibly British

"Oi mate, that's some major toonage booming out of yer speakers!"

toonage by enigmatiq June 6, 2015