(noun): The act of being a tool, or, in other words, ignorantly acting on the behalf of, or behaving a certain way in order to please others at the expense of one's own self-benefit, morals, and/or integrity. This includes acting, talking, and dressing in a certain manner to impress others and/or pretending to be something one isn't.
Tool: Dude, I did everything the cool kids told me to do to be popular, but they still ignore me. What do I do?
Chill Friend: Just keep the toolage to a minimum, and all will be well.
Chill Friend: Just keep the toolage to a minimum, and all will be well.
by Downtown-A-Brown April 9, 2011
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by Willy "Cock" Johnson July 2, 2017
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Having no pity for people being caught getting shitfaced on a plane going to Tulum in a weird Fyre Festival/Hunger Games vibe.
- OMG JeNnY hOW Do wE gEt bAcK to CanAdA?!? We'Re bLoCkEd fRoM alL thE AirlInes? BuT thEy DiDN'T eveN fiND thE CoCaiNe And MolLy!!
*cries in influencer*
- it's TULUM-TOOLATE bitch.
*starts GoFundMe*
*cries in influencer*
- it's TULUM-TOOLATE bitch.
*starts GoFundMe*
by sylar1 January 6, 2022
Get the TULUM-TOOLATE mug.1. when someone looks like a complete tool in pictures
2. the ability to determine the toolness of a person based on their photos
note: tool level varies by who takes the picture, where the picture is taken, and where the picture can be found.
2. the ability to determine the toolness of a person based on their photos
note: tool level varies by who takes the picture, where the picture is taken, and where the picture can be found.
Did you see his new profile pic?
You mean the shirtless, sideways hat, cell phone picture in the mirror shot?
Yeah. He's so toologenic!
You mean the shirtless, sideways hat, cell phone picture in the mirror shot?
Yeah. He's so toologenic!
by Shanda Leier December 8, 2010
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by Matthew "The Other Guy" Walker October 20, 2005
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