Dat super-impatient sports-cah drivah wif da extra-loud hemi-motor who was tire-screechingly gunnin' it back and forth along the road in front of Marshall Dodge's aunt's house lookin' fer East Vasselboro sure coulda used some tootleadge!
by QuacksO June 5, 2019
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3. When farting immediately after someone else, you are deemed under the first farter's "tootelage."
4. When being subjected to the odor of someone else's fart, you are under the farter's "tootelage."
2. Past tense of toot}
3. When farting immediately after someone else, you are deemed under the first farter's "tootelage."
4. When being subjected to the odor of someone else's fart, you are under the farter's "tootelage."
1. After farting, "Got some serious tootelage here."
2. After walking into a room immediately after a person rips a noxious fart, "Captain, sensors are detecting tootelage in this sector."
3. Being the second to fart, "I am under your tootelage now, but one day the student will become the master."
4. After Ayden rips a paint peeling fart he proudly proclaims, "You are all under my tootelage."
2. After walking into a room immediately after a person rips a noxious fart, "Captain, sensors are detecting tootelage in this sector."
3. Being the second to fart, "I am under your tootelage now, but one day the student will become the master."
4. After Ayden rips a paint peeling fart he proudly proclaims, "You are all under my tootelage."
by Merriam Kiddo July 22, 2011
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(1) education on playing brass/woodwind instruments, or
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All you need to really "rip a good loud odiferous one" is to chow down on plenty of cabbage and/or baked beans --- you don't need no "stinkin'" tootelage!
by QuacksO August 24, 2022
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