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cabbage

Jersey slang for 'garbage'
Kyley-B: Ayy! Wasamater Kookie? Why you actin like a piece of cabbage??
by outlaw pr October 16, 2010
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Why the fuck are you googling what a cabbage is. It’s lettuce dumbass
I eat cabbage
by The wise plumbus November 29, 2018
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yo, you got any cabbage?
by flip January 13, 2003
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1. Buds of marijuana.

2. A person's head. Similar in usage to dome, wig, or melon.
"Poppa twist cabbage on instinct." - Notorious B.I.G

"Pack a 4-matic to crack your whole cabbage." - Nas
by Grumb January 6, 2009
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To be like a vegetable, one who has no brain nor cognitive thinking patterns.
To procrastinate or be lazy.
To chill out like fat people.
Instead of going to class, Jason "Cabbaged" all day.
Or
Beth didn't give the guy a working number because of the stains on his shirt and he looked like a "cabbage".
by AJ Cano August 20, 2007
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Commonly its someone who views any form of education as a "waste of time" and usually tries to become a professional at a sport but ends up getting a "good effort" award, they also enjoy spending time fantasizing that they will earn millions in the future.

Unfortunately these types of people are often delusional, see themselves above everyome else and won't listen to anyone else's opinion apart from another cabbage. So it's hard to persuade them to change.

In the end, a cabbage will become a gym teacher, or a coach for small team which won't achieve much but more "good effort" awards and barely getting minimal wage.
That guys a cabbage.
How come?
His grades are falling and his sports career doesn't exist, but he keeps saying that he's better then everyone else.
by Vinny poh April 14, 2022
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A prank often pulled in British secondary schools, where the unsuspecting victim's bag is turned inside out, or cabbaged.

The victim's bag is taken, emptied, turned inside out, refilled and returned to them, without them knowing anything about it.
Joe: Hey Jack! Shaun's not looking! Let's cabbage his bag!

Shaun: (looks under chair) Oh for God's sake!
by matthewj4x December 9, 2012
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