Toent

The space between two toes, often where toe jam accumulates

Dude my toent's toe jam is out of control. I need to take off my shoes and socks and clean it.

Toent by Tease Ton't Touch Te Tere July 3, 2015

toent

Swedish HL-compitable form of the word "tönt" which means "dork".

"vikken tönt"
"what a dork"

toent by Joe May 12, 2003

Pocket Tent 

A tent pitched by ones penis.
Pocket Tents vary in size depending on girth chub length and particular situation.

Dirty Mike: Yo I need a hand
The Boys: Dirty Mike...
Dirty Mike: Dude It's serious!
The Boys: If its your pocket tent You can forget about it

Dirty Mike: You got me! For reals though I'm fully torqued and need to go change.....

Pocket Tent by Bigger Fish 2 Fry December 26, 2016

Shit the Tent 

Defecating inside your sleeping arrangement, accidentally or intentionally.

Mason woke up and realized he had soiled himself. After removing his shorts, stepping in them and stumbling around, he realized he had shit the tent and fled into the woods, completely naked.

Shit the Tent by Atomics May 29, 2013

Tent Pitcher 

An adult search engine used for finding pornographic web sites, images and videos on the World Wide Web.

The wife's away, I think I'll go find some porn on Tent Pitcher.

Tent Pitcher by tomasina August 20, 2012

Tentaculits

Tits that look like octopus tentacles

Long floppy and dangling

Nasty

Come suck on my tentaculits you little simp mother fucker

Tentaculits by Working Class Hero January 8, 2021

Squidward Tentacles 

The most inspiring cartoon character on television.

Why? Because Squidward never gives up on his dreams.

No matter how many times Spongebob ruins his day, he still continues to strive for a better one.

No matter how many times he fails at clarinet, he continues to play and try to get better so that he can one day become famous for it.

No matter how many rotten tomatoes get thrown at him because he is a horrible dancer, he continues to dance and shoot for the stars.

No matter how many times his arch enemy with the unibrow tells him he’s worthless, he continues to climb back up and try to impress him.

No matter how many paintings are rejected and unliked by people, he continues to paint because he believes he is a great artist.

That, my dear children, is dedication. I think we could all learn a little bit from good old Squidward Tentacles.

He has self confidence and never gives up on his dreams, which is something we can all learn from.

Squidward Tentacles

Squidward Tentacles by thiswilldie February 17, 2010