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The Candle 

1) stick your boner in boiling hot wax
2) let it cool dry
3) stick a match in your dick hole and light it
4) your dong should now look like a lit candle
Byron: Happy Birthday Moniqua! Now don't forget to make a wish before you blow out the candle...

Moniqua: Oh my God! Why didn't you just get me a cake?!

Byron: Cuz you're gonna eat this candle-dick instead, bitch.
The Candle by Lotus69 April 17, 2014
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The Candle Maker

The act of penetrating the ear canal, when ones penis is adequately covered in ear wax resembling a candle. Once constructed one may light whenever desired for a romantic fellatio session.
Mike gave Kendall a raunchy sweaty one of those "The Candle Maker" on top of the May Tag dryer.

burning the candle at both ends 

An English idiom meaning to work long hours without rest. Working late into the night and beginning again early in the morning.
Joe: You're eyes are black sockets, you need some sleep man!

Snowflake: I've been burning the candle at both ends trying to finish this 509 paper.

Light the candle 

A polite way to describe masturbating furiously.
"Hey bro, I'm gonna run home and light the candle right quick..."

"I'm not gonna do much on vacation. Just sit on the beach, light the candle a few times.."
Light the candle by Ceremonial hat December 26, 2011

Keeping the candle lit 

Figure of speech, meaning, 'Don't lose hope.' Or 'Keep hope alive.' -Not losing hope
How are things with you these days?
'Keeping the candle lit, thanks.'

Fishermens' wives would keep a candle burning in the window, to guide their husbands back from deep-sea fishing trips.

waxing the candle

To wax the candle is to polish the knob. In other words what boys do 34932748374 times everyday..to masturbate.

The candle is the penis as the wax is the motion.
Fernando likes waxing the candle exactly at 5:00 P.M everyday.
waxing the candle by HoeDurr June 1, 2006

bashing the candle 

Of a male, engaged in the act of masturbation .
Sebastian encounter Miguel watching his porn collection in his livingroom he claims...

*Miguel you bashing the candle in my department.*
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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