Definitions by Lotus69

Cock 

A large, one-eyed, snake-like creature that feeds on cunt

Cindy: I just love to go to the zoo and feed and pet the Cocks.

Cock by Lotus69 April 17, 2014

The Candle 

1) stick your boner in boiling hot wax
2) let it cool dry
3) stick a match in your dick hole and light it
4) your dong should now look like a lit candle

Byron: Happy Birthday Moniqua! Now don't forget to make a wish before you blow out the candle...

Moniqua: Oh my God! Why didn't you just get me a cake?!

Byron: Cuz you're gonna eat this candle-dick instead, bitch.

The Candle by Lotus69 April 17, 2014