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Tedpilled
Similar to being red pilled, but more specifically concerning the threat the techno-industrial system and unfettered technological progress poses to all human flourishing and the psychological harm it imposes on a massive scale. The term references Ted Kaczynski, otherwise known as the Unabomber, a math prodigy who abandoned life as a university professor to live off the grid in a secluded cabin and who wrote Industrial Society and Its Future.
“The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.”
“Based and tedpilled.”
“Based and tedpilled.”
Tedpilled by TheNoahWebsterOfToday March 22, 2020
Related Words
tedpo • Teapot • Tadpole • tempo • Teapot tease • Tedious • Tedo • Tedophile • tadpoling • tedious chaos
teapocalypse
The dystopian present (and possibly future) brought about by the unchecked rancor and fear-mongering combined with rampant disinformation and religious fervor that dominates the current socio-political arena.
teapocalypse by happyshiny August 14, 2011
Shooting tadpoles at the moon.
As he gazed into the starry night and gave a final squeeze and tug to his blood-engorged cock, long streams of spooge squirted skyward. He felt as though he were shooting tadpoles at the moon.
Shooting tadpoles at the moon. by mtspacey March 2, 2011
wiper-tempo
the way windshield wipers act like metronomes and can dangerously affect the speed at which people drive in the rain – i.e., increasing rainfall = increasing wiper speed = increasing vehicle speed.
There’d be way fewer accidents in the rain, if they’d reinvent windshield wipers, eliminating wiper-tempo.
wiper-tempo by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 17, 2014
Teddoom
A ritual for the Teddoomians. Often preformed by these people, Teddoom is a ritual that consists of doing quiet coyote, in a circle with five or more people. The ritual starts off by making a sacrifice to the Teddoom God; also Teddoom. The sacrifice has to be loved by one or more of the Teddoomians participating in the ritual. It has to be living. Once the sacrifice is made, the Teddoom chant has already begun. All the Teddoomians in the circle say “Teddoom” simultaneously, then tap their quiet coyotes three times. Any more than three times will lead to instantaneous death.
Teddoom by tcannon0004 October 10, 2018
Matthew Tedford
A guy. He's a lifegaurd, he has a killer body. You know what's even better? He's the perfect combination of cute, handsome, and hot. And he's kind of a moron, yet he's one of the smartest guys you'll ever meet. He'll come off as a douche and that's what makes him so attractive. Inside, he's the softest and funniest guy you'll ever talk to. Even though he's a pussy for sleep, he'll stay up late talking to you because he loves you.
Hey, are you dating anyone?
Yeah! I'm dating Matthew Tedford!
Matthew Tedford, the perfect guy? Hah, lucky.
Yeah! I'm dating Matthew Tedford!
Matthew Tedford, the perfect guy? Hah, lucky.
Matthew Tedford by Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedia March 31, 2013
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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