tedpo 

Dickhead

You know Ellie

Yeah she's a tedpo!

tedpo by Handmaiden July 14, 2016

Tedpilled 

Similar to being red pilled, but more specifically concerning the threat the techno-industrial system and unfettered technological progress poses to all human flourishing and the psychological harm it imposes on a massive scale. The term references Ted Kaczynski, otherwise known as the Unabomber, a math prodigy who abandoned life as a university professor to live off the grid in a secluded cabin and who wrote Industrial Society and Its Future.

“The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.”

“Based and tedpilled.”

Tedpilled by TheNoahWebsterOfToday March 22, 2020

teapocalypse 

The dystopian present (and possibly future) brought about by the unchecked rancor and fear-mongering combined with rampant disinformation and religious fervor that dominates the current socio-political arena.

Rick Perry's throwing his hat into the ring is a sure sign that we're living in the Teapocalypse.

teapocalypse by happyshiny August 14, 2011

Shooting tadpoles at the moon. 

Squirting cum after male masturbation.

As he gazed into the starry night and gave a final squeeze and tug to his blood-engorged cock, long streams of spooge squirted skyward. He felt as though he were shooting tadpoles at the moon.

Shooting tadpoles at the moon. by mtspacey March 2, 2011

wiper-tempo 

the way windshield wipers act like metronomes and can dangerously affect the speed at which people drive in the rain – i.e., increasing rainfall = increasing wiper speed = increasing vehicle speed.

There’d be way fewer accidents in the rain, if they’d reinvent windshield wipers, eliminating wiper-tempo.

wiper-tempo by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 17, 2014

Teddoom 

A ritual for the Teddoomians. Often preformed by these people, Teddoom is a ritual that consists of doing quiet coyote, in a circle with five or more people. The ritual starts off by making a sacrifice to the Teddoom God; also Teddoom. The sacrifice has to be loved by one or more of the Teddoomians participating in the ritual. It has to be living. Once the sacrifice is made, the Teddoom chant has already begun. All the Teddoomians in the circle say “Teddoom” simultaneously, then tap their quiet coyotes three times. Any more than three times will lead to instantaneous death.

After dinner, we sacrificed Mom so we could participate in Teddoom!

Teddoom by tcannon0004 October 10, 2018

Matthew Tedford 

A guy. He's a lifegaurd, he has a killer body. You know what's even better? He's the perfect combination of cute, handsome, and hot. And he's kind of a moron, yet he's one of the smartest guys you'll ever meet. He'll come off as a douche and that's what makes him so attractive. Inside, he's the softest and funniest guy you'll ever talk to. Even though he's a pussy for sleep, he'll stay up late talking to you because he loves you.

Hey, are you dating anyone?

Yeah! I'm dating Matthew Tedford!

Matthew Tedford, the perfect guy? Hah, lucky.

Matthew Tedford by Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedia March 31, 2013