wipers

A girl with glasses gives head; the guy busts on each lens; the girl proceeds to wipe the semen off of her glasses in order to see by using her index finger to remove the vision imparing swimmers.

Girls with glasses are great; I love giving them the wipers.

by Scummable Thurgood March 31, 2005

wipers

Usually, a group of 5-7 people that are unusually violent. Mostly going for single paired people or teams that are below 3-4 people.

Oh no there are wipers behind us!
Oh no! we're done for!

by jamesderrman September 11, 2022

Wipers Remorse

That feeling you get whilst pooping, when you wipe, then realize you still have more to come.

"Jeff had wiped, pulled up his pants and as he washed his hands realized he had wipers remorse."

by DJ Funky Butt September 17, 2012

Tudy Wipers

The soft succulent lips of a woman’s vagina

Damn baby girl you got a nice set of tudy wipers!

by Splash master 3 getter March 22, 2019

The Wipers

Insane punk band from Portland, OR formed in 1978. This band is one of the earliest American purveyors of punk and its influences are noted in other successful acts such as Nirvana and Scratch Acid.

The Wipers rock! My favorite album is "Is This Real?", you can totally tell the lyrics about being maladjusted are being sung from the pit of Greg Sage's heart.

by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010

Chinese Wipers

Chain reaction that happens when the driver in front of you on the freeway cleans their windshield, spraying droplets of screenwash onto your windshield, so you end up having to do the same - so does the guy behind you...

Based on the phenomenon of passing messages from person to person called Chinese Whispers

Brooke: "Man, that chain of Chinese Wipers we just passed went on for 8 cars straight - surely that's some kind of record...?"
Kelvin: "Dude, you're supposed to be looking at the MAP!!"

by dickyboy May 8, 2006

bulgarian windshield wipers

When you nut all over your girlfriends glasses, then take your dick and wipe it off in the motion of a windshield wiper 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

My boyfriend asked me if I wanted my glasses clean, he then asked if I wanted Bulgarian windshield wipers, not knowing what it was, I said yes! Next thing I know he blows his load all over my glasses and wipes them with his sick!

by Nut blaster February 2, 2017