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A girl with glasses gives head; the guy busts on each lens; the girl proceeds to wipe the semen off of her glasses in order to see by using her index finger to remove the vision imparing swimmers.
Girls with glasses are great; I love giving them the wipers.
wipers by Scummable Thurgood March 31, 2005
Words you can keep
Usually, a group of 5-7 people that are unusually violent. Mostly going for single paired people or teams that are below 3-4 people.
Oh no there are wipers behind us!
Oh no! we're done for!
wipers by jamesderrman September 11, 2022

Wipers Remorse 

That feeling you get whilst pooping, when you wipe, then realize you still have more to come.
"Jeff had wiped, pulled up his pants and as he washed his hands realized he had wipers remorse."
Wipers Remorse by DJ Funky Butt September 17, 2012

Tudy Wipers 

The soft succulent lips of a woman’s vagina
Damn baby girl you got a nice set of tudy wipers!

The Wipers 

Insane punk band from Portland, OR formed in 1978. This band is one of the earliest American purveyors of punk and its influences are noted in other successful acts such as Nirvana and Scratch Acid.
The Wipers rock! My favorite album is "Is This Real?", you can totally tell the lyrics about being maladjusted are being sung from the pit of Greg Sage's heart.
The Wipers by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010

Chinese Wipers 

Chain reaction that happens when the driver in front of you on the freeway cleans their windshield, spraying droplets of screenwash onto your windshield, so you end up having to do the same - so does the guy behind you...

Based on the phenomenon of passing messages from person to person called Chinese Whispers
Brooke: "Man, that chain of Chinese Wipers we just passed went on for 8 cars straight - surely that's some kind of record...?"
Kelvin: "Dude, you're supposed to be looking at the MAP!!"
Chinese Wipers by dickyboy May 8, 2006

bulgarian windshield wipers 

When you nut all over your girlfriends glasses, then take your dick and wipe it off in the motion of a windshield wiper 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦
My boyfriend asked me if I wanted my glasses clean, he then asked if I wanted Bulgarian windshield wipers, not knowing what it was, I said yes! Next thing I know he blows his load all over my glasses and wipes them with his sick!
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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