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tedophile 

That young grunge girl blew a tedophile.
tedophile by larry of the jungle September 20, 2012

tedophile 

An old redneck pedophile who prefers women outwardly.

Some one who follows Ted Nugent on twitter.
That young chic who blew that tedophile thinks he's a bottom.
tedophile by junglelarry September 20, 2012

Tedophile 

Someone who serially watches TED Talks and cannot resist the temptation to inject into any conversation. Most sentences start with "I was watching a TED talk..."
Gary is such a Tedophile. He cannot help but inject a TED talk into any topic of conversation!
Tedophile by SkippyBiff January 18, 2017

Tedophile 

A person, who is sexually attracted to black people. Derived from the name Teodor and the Greek word philos (love.)
Michael is such a tedophile. He only watches black porn.
Tedophile by BlaBlaBlico November 28, 2018

pedophilesexual 

there’s no such thing as pedophilesexual
pedophilesexual by anonymous January 26, 2021

Sick, Dead or Pedophile. 

A popular drinking game which can start any time the name of an elderly celebrity or public figure is trending on social media. The object of the game is to accurately guess the reason the name is trending. If you guess correctly, everyone who guessed incorrectly must drink a shot. If nobody is correct, everyone drinks two shots. You are not restricted to guessing that they're either sick or dead or a Pedophile although you will find that that is often the case.
Les - I see (celebrity x) is trending, let's play Sick, Dead or Pedophile.

Phil - Good idea Les, do you want to play Sick, Dead or PedophileJohn?

John - yes.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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