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tedophile
tedophile by larry of the jungle September 20, 2012
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tedophile
tedophile by junglelarry September 20, 2012
Tedophile
Someone who serially watches TED Talks and cannot resist the temptation to inject into any conversation. Most sentences start with "I was watching a TED talk..."
Tedophile by SkippyBiff January 18, 2017
Tedophile
A person, who is sexually attracted to black people. Derived from the name Teodor and the Greek word philos (love.)
Tedophile by BlaBlaBlico November 28, 2018
pedophilesexual
there’s no such thing as pedophilesexual
pedophilesexual by anonymous January 26, 2021
Sick, Dead or Pedophile.
A popular drinking game which can start any time the name of an elderly celebrity or public figure is trending on social media. The object of the game is to accurately guess the reason the name is trending. If you guess correctly, everyone who guessed incorrectly must drink a shot. If nobody is correct, everyone drinks two shots. You are not restricted to guessing that they're either sick or dead or a Pedophile although you will find that that is often the case.
Les - I see (celebrity x) is trending, let's play Sick, Dead or Pedophile.
Phil - Good idea Les, do you want to play Sick, Dead or PedophileJohn?
John - yes.
Phil - Good idea Les, do you want to play Sick, Dead or PedophileJohn?
John - yes.
Sick, Dead or Pedophile. by Lucas Lucas December 3, 2016
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