tadpoling 

When middle-aged women go on the prowl for younger men for easy sex. A frequent activity undertaken by urban cougars.

Denise, a recent divorcee, had only one weekend a month when her ex would take the kids; on those rare occasions, she frequently got slutted up to go tadpoling at the local college pubs and bars.

tadpoling by KennNnNnZ June 14, 2007

tadpoling 

tadpoling: to date a man that is at least 10 years younger

tadpoler: a women dating a much younger man

You are tadpoling by dating such a young man.

tadpoling by R E Miller December 9, 2008

tadpoling 

Leaving one's seminal discharge on the clothing or body of another, particularly in public. The tadpole image is conjured by the swimming sperm cells.

These guys on Boston's Red Line were jacking off in crowded morning rush-hour trains and tadpoling all the women in their business clothes.

tadpoling by Chris Zizzo January 30, 2008

Tampobling 

(noun) an artistic string of metallic or porcelain beads added to the string of a inserted tampon.

Hey Girl, since your Aunt Flow is in town we should make the best of this bloody situation. Please come over tonight and I’ll get my tweezers out and jazz up that tampon string with some “Tampobling”.

Tampobling by kerb-stirer November 2, 2013

Tamponing 

When you are being cock blocked by a female or anyone with a pussy

yo i cant believe you would be tamponing me when i was talking to that girl

Tamponing by The Nite Timer August 27, 2009

Tampoline

Something girls use to bounce on. It is usually quite supple, though not, unfortunately, subtle. The sport of tampolining can be dangerous, with a possible risk of Contamplination. Side effects include sweating, dilated pupils, auditory and visual hallucinations, most commonly seeing red stars in front of your eyes or a fat man in a tutu who shouts "EMINENCE! EMINENCE!" and hearing the Travelling Wilburys when the sun sets. Your voice may also go up an octave and start sounding slightly like Roy Orbison and you may feel a constant need to rub yourself erotically on anything vaguely related to Norway. This disease is not generally serious, though the worst cases have been known to result in proposal, leading to decreased spatal awareness and being cloven in two. Where more common diseases like Shureydia and Fistula Sylvanitis can be caused by such rudimentary items like cinnamon and meatballs, Contamplination is actually cured by rubbing cloves all over your body.

"And I found out the bitch had Contamplination... so I ground her with my pestle"
"I wish I could tampoline, but unfortunately I have a penis."
"My thighs hurt, too much tampolining last night"
"Daniel avoided Contamplination with a swift clove enema. It hurt, but it was worth it."

Tampoline by a victim of tampolining January 22, 2009

todoling 

Yodeling for small, black dogs from Kansas.

Gee, Dorothy, your dog sure is todoling loud after you melted the Wicked Witch of the West!

Todolaaaaaaaaay-heeeeee-woooooooooof!

todoling by Hillsdale Collegian Staff May 2, 2011