wiper

A really nasty or wet fart that leads you to believe you may have sharted, or used for comic effect.

*BRRRRRRrip* Oh yeah, that's a wiper!

by Oz in ATL June 23, 2007

wiper

Unit of measure of mess in an infant's diaper, described by the number of diaper wipes needed to clean the baby's bottom, e.g. one-wiper, two-wiper, three-wiper, etc. Typically used by new parents. (With experience, parents become more efficient at cleaning bottoms and use fewer wipes.)

Is your son eating well?
I think so, he had a ten-wiper this morning when we changed him.

by Ceanothus March 07, 2004

wiper

PG rated word for person who is an asswipe.

Harry Reid's public shit for brains lies make him a real wiper.

by concerned2 October 26, 2007

wiper

A person who cannot do anything for themselves, including whiping their own butt.

We have a wiper at the counter that needs assistance.

by Meredith N. January 28, 2008

no wiper

a shit which requires virtually no wiping at all

EDDIE: hey man, i thought you went to take a shit

PIERCE: yeah dude im done, it was a no wiper

by ronnie_e November 04, 2010

no wiper

a dump that leaves behind no trace of the act

we're out of t.p. good thing that was a no wiper

by kipling February 01, 2005

No Wiper

The rare (and I mean really rare) instance of bowel evacuation so clean, there is no need to wipe. See also the "No Wiper Challenge", in which you trust your instincts so much, you don't even take a test wipe.

This will be a great day, I just started it with a no wiper.

by Everleigh1 March 09, 2015