Tadpole

A young man that goes out with an older woman.

It's sad how Anna and her tadpole get all these stares from the close-minded, just because of their differences in age.

by Neon October 16, 2003

Tadpole

An underdeveloped person of low mental capacity, and value compared to others of the same kind. Much as a tadpole is just an underdeveloped, and lower level of a frog.

"I have this huge tadpole in my Spanish class, and I can't tell if he has autism or not."

by cornellu68 February 27, 2017

Tadpole

Frog sperm

Don’t listen to your biology lessons, tadpoles are frog sperm

by holamisamigos May 13, 2018

Tadpole

Attempting to give someone (most likely a male) the Shocker but unfortunately the pinky is left without an orifice, thus wiggling around like a tadpole.

The gentleman was unaware that he had accidentally given the woman the Tadpole rather than the much desired Shocker.

by dubpen October 05, 2010

Tadpole

A one-nutted penis.

Check out Dustin's tadpole. Ha Ha Ha Ha.

by Smokey D November 22, 2003

Tadpole

A close friend that one has known for an extended period. Someone that is held dear to the heart. A person who knows a great deal about another.

Hey, Tadpole, what's up?

by allison r. December 01, 2006

Tadpole

A strong person who always threatens to beat you up, but never has the balls to. It's often their fault.

That meathead tadpole has all bark no bite.

by DymondW March 31, 2017