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A ritual for the Teddoomians. Often preformed by these people, Teddoom is a ritual that consists of doing quiet coyote, in a circle with five or more people. The ritual starts off by making a sacrifice to the Teddoom God; also Teddoom. The sacrifice has to be loved by one or more of the Teddoomians participating in the ritual. It has to be living. Once the sacrifice is made, the Teddoom chant has already begun. All the Teddoomians in the circle say “Teddoom” simultaneously, then tap their quiet coyotes three times. Any more than three times will lead to instantaneous death.
After dinner, we sacrificed Mom so we could participate in Teddoom!
Teddoom by tcannon0004 October 10, 2018
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Tedoomsi 

The sexiest Jew alive. Has a lot of sex with women and not men. His current gay lover is Chris Pratt.
That Tedoomsi has a lot of sex. I heard his gay lover is Chris Pratt.
Tedoomsi by Sex_Addicto December 7, 2019
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