whacking the doodle

Masturbating; jerking off; pounding the pud.

Jimmy developed carpal tunnel syndrome in his wrist from whacking the doodle too many times each day.

by MTSpacey December 27, 2007

Making oyster soup

Licking and sucking on a clitoris to make a woman very hot and very wet.

His tongue-flicking and persistent sucking made her engorged clit stand out like an oyster in a delicious, fragrant, steaming cup of liquid. He was making oyster soup.

by mtspacey March 2, 2011

polishing the nightstick

Masturbating a large, black cock.

Daunte and Dwight slumped in their seats at the back of the porno theatre, enjoying the movie while polishing the nightsticks. Their oversized dicks attracted the attention of several theatre regulars.

by MTSpacey December 27, 2007

Shooting tadpoles at the moon.

Squirting cum after male masturbation.

As he gazed into the starry night and gave a final squeeze and tug to his blood-engorged cock, long streams of spooge squirted skyward. He felt as though he were shooting tadpoles at the moon.

by mtspacey March 2, 2011

Doing the two-finger tango

Female manual masturbation.

She stared at the ceiling mirror, naked hips gyrating as her fingers worked her G-spot in time with the music. She was doing the two-finger tango.

by mtspacey March 2, 2011

atomic fart

A fart with fallout. More than a wet fart. Usually unintended. Begins as gas, but finishes with value added.

His attempt to subtly, quietly relieve his gas pressure ended terribly in a loud atomic fart.

by MTSpacey December 9, 2008