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t-jar by Siera&Lauren January 12, 2008
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don't be a Jar Jar
don't be a Jar Jar by BankrupTeen March 5, 2016
TJAR
TJAR by Truckdriver March 21, 2010
tjard
It's not a big deal for a person called 'Tjard' to show his emotions. He's very sensitive most of the time. But don't think this is a weakness! The worst thing you can do is arguing with him. Although he is a very intelligent person, there will be many (and believe me, really many) irrational arguments. So be careful!
Tjards are athletic, sometimes strong and some are acceptable kissers. And they are quite good in bed. After you are done with love making, a Tjard often tries to start a conversation, because it was so unbelievably good or really boring.
After all it is very important to mention, that a Tjard is a really good friend. Everybody should have a Tjard. You don't have one? Then go out and find him!
PS: It is just a rumour, but reportedly he is very attracted by men.
Tjards are athletic, sometimes strong and some are acceptable kissers. And they are quite good in bed. After you are done with love making, a Tjard often tries to start a conversation, because it was so unbelievably good or really boring.
After all it is very important to mention, that a Tjard is a really good friend. Everybody should have a Tjard. You don't have one? Then go out and find him!
PS: It is just a rumour, but reportedly he is very attracted by men.
His name is Tjard. Tjard is a nice person.
tjard by Dr. Meinhart Erschwanz January 5, 2017
tjark
Tjark is a beautiful guy. He‘s very handsome and does everything to make the person he loves happy. He’s clever and sporty. Every girl wants him, but he isn’t that type of boy. He’s just looking at the girl he loves the most and he would never be able to hurt her in anyway. The brown hair and the brown eyes make him look even better. He’s dreamy. Everybody likes him.
girl 1:“have you seen that boy over there?“
girl2:“tjark? yeah he’s awesome!“
boy1:“yeh, but he’s just looking at her.“
girl2:“tjark? yeah he’s awesome!“
boy1:“yeh, but he’s just looking at her.“
tjark by oneoftjarkslovers November 22, 2021
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