Tjarko

A name often used in Northern Germany.

Person 1: "Oh, what's your name"
Person 2:"My name is Tjarko"

by Cymo November 20, 2021

tarkoved

To get killed or fucked within the game tarkov by one of the many many bugs within the game

Ah shit man that scav 1 tapped me from the other side of the map, i've just been tarkoved

by t-t-t-t-tarkov October 30, 2018

Escape from Tarkov

A video game that will make you lose your life.
Escape from Tarkov (EfT for short) is the most realistic and hardcore survival FPS right now. Developed and Published by Russian company Battlestate Games.

If you die, you'll lose everything you have equipped. So you play in constant fear of getting killed by enemies.

The environment and maps are highly detailed that they look like almost real life locations.
Guns have realistic and highly detailed models, reloading animations and sounds. Also it has satisfying eating and drinking animations.

"Escape from Tarkov and Insurgency Firestorm are the pinnacle of first person shooter games."

by Tarkov Escaper October 14, 2019

Tarkoved

Getting bent over no lube and just taking it

Ran around the corner and pulled the trigger but got disconnected. Tarkoved once again.

by Nameerf Siuol December 14, 2020

Escape from Tarkov

Gettin fucked by Russian and American men while trying to get a fucking shotgun from daddy Prapor

Do you want to play Escape from Tarkov

by Gaymer6942013 November 28, 2020

escape from tarkov

a hardcore realistic video game that will give you anxiety and make you hear footsteps in your sleep. Unlike accessible games like call of duty, if you die in tarkov, you lose everything you took into the game

friend who just got a pc “hey I just got this new game called escape from tarkov, wanna play?”

Me : *has Vietnam war flashbacks*

by yeetcannonmk1 August 1, 2020

The Tarkov Conundrum

You think it will be fun to play the game Escape From Tarkov, however, once you play it you realize it does not meet the fun expectation you had set for it.

"Man, I want to play fun Tarkov but I do not want to run into The Tarkov Conundrum."

by DrCamel May 29, 2021