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Tjark is a beautiful guy. He‘s very handsome and does everything to make the person he loves happy. He’s clever and sporty. Every girl wants him, but he isn’t that type of boy. He’s just looking at the girl he loves the most and he would never be able to hurt her in anyway. The brown hair and the brown eyes make him look even better. He’s dreamy. Everybody likes him.
girl 1:“have you seen that boy over there?“
girl2:“tjark? yeah he’s awesome!“
boy1:“yeh, but he’s just looking at her.“
tjark by oneoftjarkslovers November 22, 2021
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a freak who usually athletic but still isnt a popular person
first person: oh tjark scored during our game

second person: who the hell is tjark?!?!?!!
tjark by mwahaha24 August 9, 2009
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tjark • Tjarko • tark • Tarkan • tarkoved • Tarkus • Tarkov • tharkuri • Tarkington • Tarky
A Tjark is a person with a big heart and an even bigger dick. He is a caring, loving friend who will always be there for you. Loud people who look for fights irritate him and he might punch them with his member when feeling afraid. Otherwise he is quite peaceful. Tjarks are known to be great in arts and music. Sometimes they talk hours about topics that nobody care about except them. They love cranes.
-"Hey, you see that dude with the BDE? That is defintley a Tjark!"

-"Wow, that fella never shuts up about construction sites...He must be a Tjark."
Tjark by croutonofpassion November 22, 2021
The acronym for "That Just Aint Right." Common text message or blog abbreviation.
I'm as opened minded as the next guy but TJAR what Luther did with that gerbil.
TJAR by Truckdriver March 21, 2010

tarkoved 

To get killed or fucked within the game tarkov by one of the many many bugs within the game
Ah shit man that scav 1 tapped me from the other side of the map, i've just been tarkoved
tarkoved by t-t-t-t-tarkov October 30, 2018

Escape from Tarkov

A video game that will make you lose your life.
Escape from Tarkov (EfT for short) is the most realistic and hardcore survival FPS right now. Developed and Published by Russian company Battlestate Games.

If you die, you'll lose everything you have equipped. So you play in constant fear of getting killed by enemies.

The environment and maps are highly detailed that they look like almost real life locations.
Guns have realistic and highly detailed models, reloading animations and sounds. Also it has satisfying eating and drinking animations.
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Tarkatan handshake

when your arm breaks so that the bone is sticking out and you use the bone as a dagger like weapon.
Person 1 I saw this kid yesterday break his arm and use the bone as a weapon

Person 2 oh you mean a Tarkatan handshake
Tarkatan handshake by qbal02 April 3, 2013
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