TJAR 

The acronym for "That Just Aint Right." Common text message or blog abbreviation.

I'm as opened minded as the next guy but TJAR what Luther did with that gerbil.

TJAR by Truckdriver March 21, 2010

tjard 

It's not a big deal for a person called 'Tjard' to show his emotions. He's very sensitive most of the time. But don't think this is a weakness! The worst thing you can do is arguing with him. Although he is a very intelligent person, there will be many (and believe me, really many) irrational arguments. So be careful!

Tjards are athletic, sometimes strong and some are acceptable kissers. And they are quite good in bed. After you are done with love making, a Tjard often tries to start a conversation, because it was so unbelievably good or really boring.

After all it is very important to mention, that a Tjard is a really good friend. Everybody should have a Tjard. You don't have one? Then go out and find him!

PS: It is just a rumour, but reportedly he is very attracted by men.

His name is Tjard. Tjard is a nice person.

tjard by Dr. Meinhart Erschwanz January 5, 2017

tjark 

Tjark is a beautiful guy. He‘s very handsome and does everything to make the person he loves happy. He’s clever and sporty. Every girl wants him, but he isn’t that type of boy. He’s just looking at the girl he loves the most and he would never be able to hurt her in anyway. The brown hair and the brown eyes make him look even better. He’s dreamy. Everybody likes him.

girl 1:“have you seen that boy over there?“
girl2:“tjark? yeah he’s awesome!“
boy1:“yeh, but he’s just looking at her.“

tjark by oneoftjarkslovers November 22, 2021

t-jar 

A t-jar, is any object used to cover your dick when you have a boner.

Paul used a t-jar when Siera and Lauren came over to watch movies.

t-jar by Siera&Lauren January 12, 2008

tjark 

a freak who usually athletic but still isnt a popular person

first person: oh tjark scored during our game

second person: who the hell is tjark?!?!?!!

tjark by mwahaha24 August 9, 2009

Tjarko

A name often used in Northern Germany.

Person 1: "Oh, what's your name"
Person 2:"My name is Tjarko"

Tjarko by Cymo November 20, 2021

Tjark 

A Tjark is a person with a big heart and an even bigger dick. He is a caring, loving friend who will always be there for you. Loud people who look for fights irritate him and he might punch them with his member when feeling afraid. Otherwise he is quite peaceful. Tjarks are known to be great in arts and music. Sometimes they talk hours about topics that nobody care about except them. They love cranes.

-"Hey, you see that dude with the BDE? That is defintley a Tjark!"

-"Wow, that fella never shuts up about construction sites...He must be a Tjark."

Tjark by croutonofpassion November 22, 2021