Tjarted

Someone from Camborne who is "straight" but only dates women with penises, and decides to move to Scarborough.

That guy is so tjarted

by neongame112 October 28, 2025

Tarted Up

If you're going out, most likely to get laid, you get "all tarted up", in other words; get dressed up, put your best clothes on, wear very few clothes.

I saw your little sister today, all tarted up in her mini skirt- then I saw her without the mini-skirt. ~punch~

by B16 D4V3 September 25, 2007

tarted up

1. - adj. - wearing an excessive amount of make up, a minimal amount of clothing; ostensibly for the purpose of luring a partner into the act of sexual intercourse. Usually reserved for females, but not as a rule.

"Let's skip the clubs tonight...I can't deal with that much tarted up jailbait."

by Tom Cerveaux January 26, 2010

K-tarted

K-tarted is when someone becomes extremely high of a drug called special k (aka. Kizzo, Ketamine, K).

Being K-tarted also usually involves some stupid behavior followed by a retarded look on the persons face.

Another term for the word K-tarted is Kizzazeld

woah look at her shes k-tarted

or did you see bob yeasterday he was Kizzazeld

kkizzazeldkizzoketaminespecial k

by SwayJunglist June 19, 2009

shit-tarted

1) to be drunk beyond belief
2) shit-faced

1) After all that beer, Aleman, with wings, was shit-tarted in Chatty's room.

by David Chatterton February 5, 2005

E-Tarted

A state characterized by prolonged short-term memory loss, serotonin depletion, and increased anxiety. These adverse effects result from consuming too much MDMA, also known Ecstasy or X, during the course of one's lifetime.

Person 1: "Hey are you going to EDC this weekend?"

Person 2: "No I don't want to be surrounded by thousands of E-Tarted people all day."

by WarJeeezy August 2, 2011

tarted

What you are before you're retarted.

First you were plain tarted, now you just retarted, son!

by J.mitch May 8, 2008