Tjarda
Tjarda by Annoniempje November 22, 2021
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Tjarda • tardak • Tardass • tardation • tjard • tarda • Tjalda • tardacious • Tardacity • Tarda Clause
Tardashian
Shallow, ignorant vain people trying to include themselves when they have no idea what they are talking about and are famous for no real reason.
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A wave or mob of retarded people. For the purpose of this definition, a retarded person is a person lacking worldly knowledge or common sense.
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tardawan
When a welfare recipient, specifically one who comes by their government check through nefarious means such as a welfare queen, instructs another person on the tips and tricks to get themselves on government assistance using shady practices, the recipient of that advice (and government assistance) becomes a tardawan.
The advice and the scope of result can vary - being taught how to forge your income paperwork to get food stamps, exaggerating an injury to get disability, or faking a government test designed to gauge your level of mental retardation or autism - all of these are paths to become a tardawan.
The advice and the scope of result can vary - being taught how to forge your income paperwork to get food stamps, exaggerating an injury to get disability, or faking a government test designed to gauge your level of mental retardation or autism - all of these are paths to become a tardawan.
"I done got told how I gotta say to the welfare bitch to get that check. I now possess the means to achieve my dreams, unbound by the 9 to 5, and can gorge myself upon hookers and blow at all hours of the day. I have become a tardawan."
tardawan by Papa Dwarf October 10, 2018
tjard
It's not a big deal for a person called 'Tjard' to show his emotions. He's very sensitive most of the time. But don't think this is a weakness! The worst thing you can do is arguing with him. Although he is a very intelligent person, there will be many (and believe me, really many) irrational arguments. So be careful!
Tjards are athletic, sometimes strong and some are acceptable kissers. And they are quite good in bed. After you are done with love making, a Tjard often tries to start a conversation, because it was so unbelievably good or really boring.
After all it is very important to mention, that a Tjard is a really good friend. Everybody should have a Tjard. You don't have one? Then go out and find him!
PS: It is just a rumour, but reportedly he is very attracted by men.
Tjards are athletic, sometimes strong and some are acceptable kissers. And they are quite good in bed. After you are done with love making, a Tjard often tries to start a conversation, because it was so unbelievably good or really boring.
After all it is very important to mention, that a Tjard is a really good friend. Everybody should have a Tjard. You don't have one? Then go out and find him!
PS: It is just a rumour, but reportedly he is very attracted by men.
tjard by Dr. Meinhart Erschwanz January 5, 2017
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