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The young journalist realized he had been tricked when the critic, now spent, mocked him saying, "there's your pull it sir prize."
by Truckdriver April 26, 2009
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by Truckdriver April 16, 2009
Get the Sham Pooh mug.A contraction of the words inadvertent and confession. A statement presented as factual that reveals a characteristic of the speaker, since the assertion can only be based on personal experience. An example of inadfessions is evident in the following exchange. Male A: Men masturbate all the time. There is no way women could possibly masturbate more than men. Female B: Women masturbate at least as much as men. Male A: Men masturbate four times a day. Female A: Women do it 10 times a day and can do it at their work cubicle without anyone noticing. In the preceding example Male A concedes in effect that he masturbates four times a day. Female A states in effect that she masturbates 10 times a day and from time-to-time does so at the work place.
Louisa made quite the inadfession when she asserted that “women” like their partners to gently caress their clitoris with the thumb while aggressively banging them with their index and middle fingers.
by Truckdriver December 30, 2009
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He was delighted that his partner pulled out of his mouth prior to ejaculating until suddenly he found himself the recipient of a Seattle Slapjack.
by Truckdriver April 14, 2009
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Get the ballsac teebagger mug.A male with a speech affect that creates the impression that the individual may be a homosexual. A lispian may or may not be gay.
Don't bother he's just a lispian.
by Truckdriver June 10, 2009
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