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swaystick 

beyonce before beyonce

lionel messi before lionel messi

swaystick is the most mechanically gifted person on the planet

there is not anyone on this earth as goated as pro gamer sway
person1: have you seen that guy swaystick?

person2: yh he wiped the floor with a competitive team on his ones he is truly a goat

person 1: he is indeed
swaystick by the 🐐 December 25, 2020
Words you can keep

slapsticky 

Giving a friend a high five after masturbating into your hand.
Rick: "Sup Johnny?"
*high five*
Rick: "What the fuck is this?"
Johnny: "It's a slapsticky"
slapsticky by xXxDeathxXx September 22, 2007
Swastiks are those kind of extraordinary people who may be not a love at first sight, but believe me once you get to know him, you'll know that he's the most sweetest type of person out there in the entire world...
They usually seem to be shy and very decent but once you get to know them, you'll see the original form- very talkative n....
Overall, Swastiks are the best form of guys any girl could ever get, they normally have a lit nature, great personality, very caring, loving, loyal and are quite talented too.. Some of them are also known as 'One man Army' due to their incredible strength!!!!
Last but not the least they usually don't talk to a lot of girls, but believe me that of those of the few he talks to, are really lucky.
A Swastik will be there for his friends even in the hardest times ever, but those only count for only his few fellas!!
Having a Swastik as a friend is really a blessing!
Follow Swastik, be like Swastik
Girl 1: Hey check on that guy over there with that girl!
Girl 2: She must be so lucky to have him as a friend!!
Girl 1: Who's he btw?
Girl 2: You don't know him!? He's Swastik.. the best anyone could ever get😍
Swastik by Karen Mendez April 23, 2019

banana slapstick 

A reference to a type of old-time slapstick humor reminiscent of serious but clueless people slipping on banana peels, causing a surge of wildly insensitive hysteria on the part of onlookers.
His whole being, starting in his early youth, was rooted in banana slapstick reality and this caused him to feel like an alien in this day and age.
banana slapstick by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2019

Swasstika 

The imprint left upon either a seat or undergarments by the sweating of the taint/ass crack region.
Dude look at the swasstika on my boxers, Hitler would be proud!

swastika 

In the esoteric world the different variations of the Swatika has a deep spiritual meaning. In laymans terms it goes something like this: The horisontal line represets counciousness/mind. The vertical line represents energy. The four angeled "end lines" signify the movement of the Swastika. The righthand and lefthand schools of tantra disagree upon which versions of the Swastika is beneficial or not. But they are in agreement that the one spinning clockwise represents creation, and the other the movement back to pure consciousness. The lefthand tantrikas rejoice in finding illumination through entering the world fully. Maxing the stimulation of all senses until transcendence occurs. The righthand tantrikas seek to withraw from the world to find unity with the Parama Purusha (supreme counciousness). Hence the quarrel which version of the Swastika is the "good" one.
The swastika is an integral part of the symbol of the tantric cult Ananda Marga, and the centerpiece of the Great Lamen of the magickal order Vajra Ordo Templi Orientis.

Swassticles

Testicles that are so sweaty they cause a sweat pit in the crotch area of your clothing. Also known to carry a fowl odor.
It must be hot outside because you are sporting some nice swassticles.
Swassticles by Gen Col Swassticles September 28, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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