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Swassticles

Testicles that are so sweaty they cause a sweat pit in the crotch area of your clothing. Also known to carry a fowl odor.
It must be hot outside because you are sporting some nice swassticles.
Swassticles by Gen Col Swassticles September 28, 2011
Words you can keep

Swassicle 

swass-ic-le
noun \swassˈī-kəl\

A hanging piece of ice formed when ass sweat drips down from something.
(such as a your ass)
"I've been walking for so long in the cold that my butt has swassicles"
Swassicle by Sundog_ November 16, 2013

Sweasticles 

Testicles that are sweaty; sweaty testicles.
'Damn, it's so hot out. I got some sweasticles!'
Sweasticles by disappear December 18, 2005

Swesticles 

1) condition characterized by excess perspiration accumulated on the ball sack.

2) an ancient Greek military commander who won fame fighting the Persian invasion. pronounced swess-ta-klees.
1) Yo, open that window so I can get a nice breeze going on my swesticles.

2) Today in history class, we studied war strategies pioneered in ancient Greece. You can really see the influence generals like Swesticles had on modern military.
Swesticles by housian July 22, 2007

Sagsticles 

Sagsticles is when you have some saggy ass balls beyond normal state. If your balls almost touch your knees while standing up straight.

sagsticles derives from the words saggy+testicles
Boxer briefs help prevent men from getting sagsticles, but then again with sagsticles it's easier to teabag a breezy
Sagsticles by bboy shyne November 14, 2011
An unhappy racist and non-influential narrow-minded male who needs a real life. And who probably has a gun. And no wife.
Jason is a wannabe Nazi, but is simply a swasticle.
swasticle by common tater July 30, 2016

swesticles 

A mixture of sweat and testicles. Appears in the frontal region of the body where the testicles are located.
I got some nasty swesticles going on today.
swesticles by wanger April 7, 2005
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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