rooted

1. To be Utterly Exhausted , depleted of energy
2. When an object is damaged or appears to be functioning incorrectly
3. To engage in sexual activity
4. Extremely Intoxicated
5. To take Root and begin to grow

1. To be Utterly Exhausted , depleted of energy:
"Hey Johnno - maaaaate, just got home from work.. I'm Rooted"
Chooka: "Hey Davo - wonna go fishing?"
Davo: " No Mate, Just mowed the lawn I'm Rooted"
2. when an object is damaged or appears to be functioning incorrectly:
"The Car won't start - I think the battery is rooted"
"All i get is blue screens - this computer's Rooted"
3. To engage in sexual activity:
"Did you here that Stevo Rooted Jessica after the christmas party"
"Yep - that was after I Rooted Eunice"
4. Extremely Intoxicated:
"Man I had 12 pints at the royal, then Stan fired up a joint, I was Rooted"
"After downing half a bottle of wild turkey, I was rooted"
"Dude that Rooted Me"
5. 5. To take Root and begin to grow:
"Cool - those cuttings have rooted"

by Arthur Stagg October 24, 2005

rooted

v. past: To have your computer compromised; to have an attacker gain unauthorized root access.

"Your box got rooted!? Fuck a duck!"

by The Grammar Nazi June 7, 2001

rooted

Nackerd, fucked, tired,

1. I got rooted, analy
2. I'm rooted (I'm fucked)
3. I rooted that bitch.

by Winston Wan March 5, 2003

rooted

To engage in sexual intercourse.

So what happened with you and that chick you picked up?
We rooted.

by Decha Project November 5, 2003

rooted

1. Broken or fucked.
2. Tired.

Oh, thats rooted!
Im rooted.

by louis October 17, 2001

rooted

If something is "rooted", it has had the "Royal Order Of The Dick"

Your car isn't going - it's had the Royal Order (It's fucked!)

by Sharpy August 26, 2004

rooted

So fucked you cbf doing anything

im fucking rooted after today

by Root-er January 27, 2003