suckflation

Where a man sucks his own dick/penis

Daniel performed suckflation

suckflation by Suck inflation March 30, 2022

stockflation 

Informal inflation index "voted upon" by "short" and "long" day-traders in global market. Roughly a measure of inflationary forces vs deflationary monetary assets. Some of the obvious indicators are called the Dow, Nasdaq, and the Standard and Poors. Calculated roughly as the inverse of the monetary symbol, as in the US, the dollar.

Stockflation has become the modern mantra for the illusion of wealth.

stockflation by Guido1 November 2, 2008

Suckation 

adj. A level of sucking far worse then sucking alone. Measured in SU (Suck Units). Generally used in terms of people who are new to roleplaying, and thusly considered newbs or noobs.

If you suck, then you just suck. But if someone has to assign you a level of suckation, then you suck bad. For every level of suckation (Going from 1SU to 10SU, you have to multiply what it takes to suck by itself that number of times.)

Suckation Rankings:
*1SU - Frequently mispelled words. Poor punctuation. Short, nondescript posts. Occasional use of shorthand.(U R KOOL, for example.)

*2SU - Piss poor spelling. Almost non-existant punctuation. Horrid posts. Even more shorthand.

*3SU - Spelling like a dead cat. Punctuation - What's that? Posts look like this: 'beems kill u.' Shorthand rules.

*4SU - Anyone pulling PowerGame shit automatically moves directly to Suckation level 4. RolePlay is called RolePlay only because of the In Character Status. Kill me.

*5SU - Um, huh? Watching this person post is like nails on a chalkboard. PowerGaming prevails, along with excessive 'Im gunna suicide un less n e one cares' or other pity-party like quotes.

*6SU - Solo RP's (If they can be called that) spam the chat. Each post is short. Each post sucks. Each post makes anyone with a brain want to clean out their ears with a Roto-Rooter.

*7SU - Just seeing the offenders name is enough to make your hair stand on end. You wish you were blind.

*8SU - The person is forced to claim retardation to fend off insults.

*9SU - To be determined.

*10SU - One who is known to do make the same newbish moves and actions outside of the game as inside it.

Many of these definations modified from the original list to make them more universally applicable.

Wow, Ahaz the Druid Demon...That creates a whole new level of suckation right there.

Suckation by SilentJ7 August 28, 2006

suckatation 

the degree of suckiness. How bad does something suck? Well, define its degree of suckatation.

In 2007 with on-going war in Iraq, rising gas and food prices, falling housing prices and massive foreclosures, the level of suckatation America reached was one unseen since depths of 1979. (inflation, massive unemployment, the Iran hostage crisis.)

Since he could hardly skate, his depth of suckatation as a hockey player was staggering.

suckatation by AaronJ January 13, 2008

Orgasmic Suculation 

Orgasmic Suculation is when a woman has an orgasm and the partner sucks the fluid out of the vagina that is excreted during the orgasm and then swallows it all.

Megan: me and John finally tried orgasmic suculation yesterday! It was sooo hot.

John: I have herpes now.

Orgasmic Suculation by xxx.wtfilovebluewaffles.com November 15, 2021

suckocation

the action of becoming unconscious while engaging in oral sex with a male because of the inability to maintain adequate oxygen flow.

I almost suckocated last night with this black guy I met at the bar.

The obituary states that Mrs. Olderman died of suckocation last night at the church where her husband preaches.

In CPR class I learned to immediately check for a pulse when I suspect someone has become victim to suckocation.

suckocation by PandorasEden August 19, 2011

Suckulating

Sucking and Suffocating

These Pants Are So Tight They Are Suckulating My Ass.

Suckulating by Brittney L. December 27, 2008