Guido1's definitions

gross shit

Something that is utterly disgusting or undesirable.

Kyle got sick and threw up all over in my parent's house; dude, it was really gross shit.

by Guido1 March 12, 2008

emergency room

A place you go when you think you are going to die, but want somebody else to pay for it.

Dude, I got no money for a doctor, take me to the emergency room.

by Guido1 March 13, 2008

McBroke

Too poor to eat off the McDonald's value menu.

Hey, dude, do you think you could loan me a dollar; I am so McBroke.

by Guido1 May 5, 2008

virtual reality

A cyberworld where the ugly can be beautiful, the weak can be strong, the old can be young, the poor can be rich, boys can be girls and no one really minds at all.

If you are a gamerboy, then you would rather live in virtual reality.

by Guido1 October 27, 2009

not being rude, but;

A way to get a point across to someone who you already know has a strong opinion and is likely not even going to listen to what you have to say about a subject matter.

Not being rude, but; I think you should really learn to talk less and listen more.

by Guido1 February 16, 2010

humobot

A specific human form of a robot that functions and moves like a human being and is also capable of full sensory robotic telepresence.

The next American that walks on the Moon or any other space body, is likely to be a humobot.

by Guido1 February 16, 2010

chameleon logic

Fundamentally flawed logic used by poorly educated, narcissistic, usually paranoid persons to garner undo influence or support from like-minded individuals. In a similar notion of a true chameleon animal, they blend their logic to conceal their lack of understanding, insecurities, inabilities to obscure their true indentity or intent.

I love how talk show hosts and politicians use chameleon logic to try to win a debate.

by Guido1 February 23, 2011