Guido1's definitions

schadenfreudeing

To gloat at another's worst luck: malicious and even sadistic pleasure in some other person's horrible misfortune.

German and American car companies have given new meaning to schadenfreudeing, over Toyota's miscalulation.

by Guido1 February 4, 2010

gadget-holic

A person who cannot function without an electronic gadget, as a smart phone, netbook, iPad. or some other eDevice,

Tell me if you can find any middle or high schooler that is not a gadget-holic.

by Guido1 February 5, 2010

not being rude, but;

A way to get a point across to someone who you already know has a strong opinion and is likely not even going to listen to what you have to say about a subject matter.

Not being rude, but; I think you should really learn to talk less and listen more.

by Guido1 February 16, 2010

humobot

A specific human form of a robot that functions and moves like a human being and is also capable of full sensory robotic telepresence.

The next American that walks on the Moon or any other space body, is likely to be a humobot.

by Guido1 February 16, 2010

beer diplomacy

When two or more parties are in a dispute, and agree to solve their differences around containers of beer.

President Obama is the first Commander-in-Chief to use beer diplomacy to settle domestic disputes.

by Guido1 August 2, 2009

extra money

A term commonly used by someone who is planning to con money out of a friend, parent, or someone so deemed dumb enough to fall for the scam.

Dude, do you have any extra money, I gots to put gas in my car to get to school.

by Guido1 August 23, 2009

clunker savings

Windfall money garnered from participating in the Clunkers for Cash Program.

Honey, I think that I will take our clunker savings, and build a man cave so I can stay out of your hair when your mom comes over, ok, honey dearest?

by Guido1 August 23, 2009