When someone says something and you think it’s a lie. / You don’t believe in what they’re saying
Person 1: Me and name are in a relationship

Person 2: Relationship my ass
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Humorous/sarcastic answer or explanation for any question one doesn't really care about.
Teacher: Now, students, can anyone tell us the difference between an electron and a positron?
Me: My ass.

Mom: Why did you cover the cat in gravy and throw him over the fence into the neighbor's yard?
Me: Because my ass.

Doctor: You jumped off the roof of your house onto a tricycle? What were you thinking?!
Me: My ass.
by Hellzapoppin' July 12, 2018
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When someone says something and you believe that it’s a lie/ you know it’s a lie.
Person 1: me and name are in a relationship
Person 2: relationship my ass!
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The biggest, chunkier, marshmallow like, and fat thing in the multiverse. It's so strong that even thanos with the infinity gauntlet it cant do anything and its also is ant man proof.
by The Mica April 03, 2019
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Product of an owl and a bungee cord. (See Kung Pow for reference)
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord... MY ASS!
by Anonymous June 25, 2003
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The best thing you can say to someone when they offend you
Guy 1: you r so ugly
Guy 2: ugly my ass
by Your friend next door down March 19, 2019
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