Pants

In place of any word deemed innapropriate or foul, use the word "pants". This allows you to get your intentions across, but allows for some humor and a clean mouth as well. Grandma panties is derivitive of pants and is a very bad insult that can mean whatever you wish it to mean, as long as it was originally supposed to be innapropriate.

1. Go to pants!
2. Pants you!
3. Pants off!
4. I'm getting pantsed.
5. You're a pants!
6. I just took a huge pants.
7. Pants, you lookin' gooood!
8. That was pantsing stupid!
9. You're a pants pantsing pants who pantses every pantsing pants that pantsing comes your pantsing way, therefore you and your pantsing pants should go to pants!
10. You're a pair of grandma panties!

by Bacian August 29, 2009

Pants

1. Things worn over your nether regions. They provide comfort and style. Don't wear high waters unless there is a flood or something.

2. A completely random phrase that can be used to respond to any question imaginable.

3. Something that can be said when there is nothing to say.

1. I like my new pants.

2.
Are you gay?
Pants.

3. (Something bad happens)
Well . . . pants.

by NessTheHero March 28, 2004

Pants

Something to cover up those hairy ass legs of yours

Put on some damn pants

by That really annoying red head February 28, 2020

Pants

The most painful, obnoxious, pointless creation since family sized packs of frozen sprouts. I mean. WHAT IS THE POINT? They give you wedgies, they show under clothes, and you only really need them for five days in the average month.

Granny pants, girl boxers, french knickers, thongs, g-strings, Bridget Jones pants.

by RieRieRie February 27, 2010

Pants

The original cock block.

I almost got into Andrea's pants last night.

by grobend December 13, 2010

Pants

An illusion just like death

"Death is an illusion.... as well as pants"

by Cobble935 May 19, 2020

Pants

A person who gets wasted, pisses him/herself (usually on the couch or bed), and dishes his/her pants in a tree, then passes out on the same piece of furniture.

Wes: Ooh...what happened?
Geoff: Hey Pants, your up!
Wes: Ah FUCK!

by PimpinPakulak February 19, 2011