Texas hard rock/alternative metal quintet Submersed blend heavy volume with heavy issues that reflect their rugged individualism and ambition to be a "positive force for change." Formed in the late-'90s in the small town of Stephenville, the group consists of vocalist Donald Carpenter, lead guitarist/vocalist Eric Friedman, bassist Kelan Luker, guitarist TJ Davis, and drummer Garrett Whitlock. The band released In Due Time on Wind Up Records in September of 2004.
When a girls underwear can be seen through he pants, because they are too tight.
Guy 1: Yo dude did you see Becky bend over?
Guys 2: Yeah man, you could see her submerged Whale!
Guy 1: Submerged Whale?
Guys 2: The next best thing to a Whale Tale, when you can see her underwear outline!
Guys 1: Ohhh!
If you are poor, this is a better way to get penis enlargement. It's almost like a ritual. A man and a woman must be underwater, for it is mandatory. While you two are underwater, you get into a 69 position vertically. Before the both of you do anything, you must salute to the all mighty Soviet leader, Joseph Stalin. After this, the woman yanks the man's penis multiple times as if she was starting a chainsaw, usually within the range of 25-40 times. Between the the flow of water and the aggressive stroke of the woman, the man's penis will be guaranteed 2 more inches.
Mikhail: Sex life is not good. We do Submerged Soviet Chainsaw.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.