4 definitions by Windowlicker69420
If you are poor, this is a better way to get penis enlargement. It's almost like a ritual. A man and a woman must be underwater, for it is mandatory. While you two are underwater, you get into a 69 position vertically. Before the both of you do anything, you must salute to the all mighty Soviet leader, Joseph Stalin. After this, the woman yanks the man's penis multiple times as if she was starting a chainsaw, usually within the range of 25-40 times. Between the the flow of water and the aggressive stroke of the woman, the man's penis will be guaranteed 2 more inches.
by Windowlicker69420 February 22, 2018
Preferably in densely wooded areas, a man coats his penis in mud, letting it air dry 13 hours and 47 minutes. He then proceeds to rub his massive cock around her waist until all mud is gone. He finally ejaculates on her well sanded and smooth waist.
Friend: Wow Cathy, your waist is looking very smooth. What have you been doing?
Cathy: Just get your man to give you a nice, Revolving Nigerian Beltsander.
Cathy: Just get your man to give you a nice, Revolving Nigerian Beltsander.
by Windowlicker69420 February 20, 2018
This insult is used typically on people who make constant retarded decisions or say something retarded, but aren't actually retarded. The term comes from when kids on the short bus who are bored and start licking the window.
Collin: If pee is stored in the ball, women technically can't pee because they don't have balls.
Luke: You're a God Damn Windowlicker Collin, you know that?
Luke: You're a God Damn Windowlicker Collin, you know that?
by Windowlicker69420 February 22, 2018
When a Hispanic mother is in distress towards one of her 18 children, she whips out the choncla from her foot and into her hand, threatening to yeet it towards the child. If successful, the mother is automatically locked in to be 1st or 2nd round NFL draft pick as a QB and her child gets CTE.
Maria: pepito don’t make me choncalize you
Pepito: no mami please nooooo *procedes to get chonclalized*
Pepito: no mami please nooooo *procedes to get chonclalized*
by Windowlicker69420 April 29, 2019