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shemergency 

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an unfortunate occurance that is both uniquely feminine in nature and very urgent.
Janice, cover for me! I'm having a shemergency and need to buy some tampons and Shout wipes ASAP!
shemergency by Alana Post September 11, 2005

sexmergency 

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n. pl. sex·mer·gen·cies
1. A serious situation or occurrence involving sex that happens unexpectedly and demands immediate action.
2. A condition of urgent need for action or assistance regarding sex: a state of sexmergency.
adj.
For use during sexmergencies: sexmergency condom supplies.
Guy to his roommate: "Dude, you've gotta let me use the room tonight, it's a sexmergency!"
sexmergency by 'antha September 10, 2007

Slutmergency

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(N) An expression used to describe a situation where one feels whore-like or skanky. Can replace the common expression "help" in many circumstances.
Slutmergency! I woke up to someone and I don't remember going to bed with them!

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"He's so hot, I can't help but hop on his sexy self! Slutmergency!!"
Slutmergency by lmaowhat March 6, 2016

Shimergency 

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An event in which someone will stop doing anything because they need to drop a deuce within the next 30 seconds whether they're ready or not.
PERSON 1: "Why did Ron jump off the mechanical bull so quickly and waddle over to the bathroom?"

PERSON 2: "Those street tacos he ate earlier in Tijuana gave him a shimergency."

subvergence 

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Pronounced : sub-ver-jans. 1. To underestimate highly. 2. The integrity in twisting a lie unto the truth. i.e. when i was talking to the mailman, i subverged him that a volcano was about to erupt. 3. To deceive
noun: subvergence verb: subverge

"Dude, the guy i was talking to yesterday subverged me as if i were a low life person".
subvergence by Medicore Blast August 5, 2009
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mormon assault vehicle

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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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