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A not so common girls name, most widespread in Nordic and Germanic countries. Derives from Old Norse "heilagr" meaning "holy, blessed".

The name has become somewhat a cliché, regarded by some with to many negative connotations. Partly becouse of the famous '70s and '80s porn star Helga Sveen, and the popularity of the name during Hitler's nazi-Germany.

A popular myth suggests the name is synonymous with an unattractive and/or unfeminine woman. Take a trip to Norway or Iceland, and you'll be proven wrong;-)
Man: "Kommst du Helga!?"
Helga: "Eh... What?"
Man: "Ooh, Helga!"
Helga: "Gah, I'm tired of hearing that. Go away!"
by Kvinne July 22, 2008
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Of German lineage, Helga means strong, vibrant and determined. While historically "Helgas" have been large and bustly, those named Helga still living tend to be fun, attractive, punctual, fit and very smart.
You are so talented they must call you Helga.
by fschueller February 05, 2010
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An unusual name but a caring, funny, lovely, beautiful girl inside out. Never wants to disappoint people and always positive.
Person 1: Helga how are you honey?
Helga: I'm fine thanks
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A term often referred to females that are on average, 6 foot 2, 240 pounds and possess facial hair. This word first was used to describe the principal in the motion picture Matilda. However, this term has been used to describe other females that are similar in physical characteristics of the principal in Matilda.
Dude, those chicks are helgas.
by Min Oh December 04, 2006
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A large White Russian woman. Helga is usually a baker, they are old, wrinkly and walk around in sandals. The name is usually assumed by random people when they see old Russian women. They have horrid name picking skills so their children end up with the names: Gorg, Zorgan, paneletski or yuchef.
I bet a month salary she's a Helga!
by Ferret squad April 09, 2017
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She is loose. She has a small lady penis. She clam jams for her friends. However, she is a virgin and will be for a long time.
I was trying to get with this one girl, but then her ugly-ass friend, Helga, came and totally gave me a softie. Then she tried to fuck me.
by Bogren March 12, 2013
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