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Davis is one of the lamest, gayest small college towns in the US.

Home to UC Davis, it's full of liberal politics giving way to snobby, liberal elitists who are convinced that Republicans are ruining the world while they lobby to dim street lights so people can see the stars. They also spent tax payer money to build a tunnel across the freeway for toads to use except that it didn't work and the toads merely died. If you do not ride a bike and own a compost pile, they will act like they are better than you.

UCD is the only reason anyone would ever know where Davis was on a map. It consists of 30,000 bros, sorority sluts, lesbians, nerds and Asians. Most of them aren't particularly smart; they just brown-nosed their way through school and had rich parents. Every weekend they turn downtown Davis into a orgy of hormones and drama. Funnily enough, most of them end up working as waiters and receptionists after they graduate.

Davis has been described as 12 square miles surrounded by reality. The Davis Enterprise, for example, decided to forgo reporting the events on 9/11 and instead featured a front page article on how to maintain a chicken coop.

Davis is one of the worst places to live in the state of California. It's sheer mediocrity, mindless politics, idiotic locals and lack of any culture or attractions makes it a repulsive limbo between Sacramento and the Bay Area. Avoid at all costs.
A: Hey man, I got accepted into UC Davis!

B: Really? That sucks!

A: I know! I'm considering suicide as an option.
by Ashamed Davis Local March 14, 2011
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good looking, nice hair, hopeless romantic, fresh to death, smart, funny, well dressed. usually a skater or surfer. likes emo music but is the total opposite or emo. faithful to his girlfriend and very very very rare
"Oh my gosh that guy is so davis!!!"
by Stephottie from New Jottie April 18, 2006
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Davis is an amazing friend. You can tell him anything and he won't judge. He has a good taste in music and a great sense of humor. Davis is also very smart and understanding. He thinks he doesn't have many friends, but anyone would be lucky to have him as one.
Girl: "Who's that over there?"

Guy: "Oh that's Davis my best friend."
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The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. If you meet him you'll want to hold onto him for a lifetime and never let go. He's always got something to say to make a girl feel special. He's super cute and always sweet. A good kisser. Best baseball player everr.
Girl: look at that cute guy!
othergirl: he's a Davis
by 1234567890124567890 May 08, 2009
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A name/last name for the best person in the world. If you meet Davis or (Insert First Name Here) Davis then you better get to know them before they become ruler of Earth and you die because you didn't know him/her
Person 1: Hey did you see Davis today?
Person 2: man, I don't even know Davis but I wish I did, but I do know Madison Davis
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A dope ass last name given to the dopest of families. Passed down from generation to generation. Usually owned by a family of very social people, who are also a great time to be around. Undoubtedly a friend must. Black Davis friend is severely rare, but if you have one, CHERISH him or her. If black, they are usually very talented at dancing, and making you laugh. Laughing is almost a guarantee when you're with your friend (insert first name) Davis. Enjoys to be correct. They really enjoy their family.
Guy 1: Yo man, you seen (First Name) Davis?
Guy 2: I think that's him over there, surrounded by all those people bowing down to him.
Guy 1: Yeah, that's definitely him.
by mdcrhapsody June 22, 2012
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Davis is a tall, sexy, athletic, muscular guy who can steal anyone's girl if wanted and is super nice and is friends with everyone and he gives he gives the best hugs ever
Girl: Did you see that guy
Girl 2: yea that's davis.

Girl: He's so hot.
Girl 2: and I heard he has a big dick
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