sturbatin' 

Slang for masturbation. Used when you dont really wanna fuckin say masturbation.

Bro I was sturbatin' to Janine in my pants.

sturbatin' by fucheehater2009 June 3, 2016

med-sturbation 

Masturbating to relieve a physical ailment.

I had the worst hangover this morning, but after a little med-sturbation session in the shower, I was good to go.

med-sturbation by Burt Sanchez September 15, 2009

Starbation

The term given to an ugg-wearing, pumpkin-spice-loving white girl who 'literally can't even' after being deprived of Starbucks for a prolonged (probably 24 hours) period of time.

Oh my gosh! The poor girl is like, dying of starbation. Quick, get her a pumpkin spice latte!

Starbation by Just can't even December 17, 2016

sturbing 

to masturbate violently but you say this because you are afraid of the word wank

gonna go home and sturb over that fine ass duchess tubgirl

sturbing by original nuttah March 24, 2003

Stargating 

Stargazing under the influence of an hallucinogenic drug.

That astronomer just took acid and now he thinks he's David Bowman stargating!

Stargating by SpacedCadet October 1, 2009

Sexturbating 

Masturbating while sexting, which is talking about sex while texting and masturbating to it.

Sexturbating shows how stupid this next generation going to be

Johnny: Oh my God sexting *jack off* for seral

Sexturbating by browngirlsdonttakebs April 20, 2009

Saturbating 

The act of spending an exorbent amount of time looking at ones own personal accomplishments statistics.

Often a co-worker who is always checking out their own sales numbers or sales stats.

Or the friend who wants to see their all the stats at the end of your favorite multi-player video game(i.e. Halo, Gears of War, Rock Band, etc.).

Joe: Alright lets go on to the next round of the game...

Frank: Wait dude I want to see how many head shots I got that round.... Woa I killed Bill 18 times...Jim you suck....

Joe: Alright Frank quit saturbating lets go...

Saturbating by munciemike May 23, 2009