sturbatin'
sturbatin' by fucheehater2009 June 3, 2016
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med-sturbation
I had the worst hangover this morning, but after a little med-sturbation session in the shower, I was good to go.
med-sturbation by Burt Sanchez September 15, 2009
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Starbation
The term given to an ugg-wearing, pumpkin-spice-loving white girl who 'literally can't even' after being deprived of Starbucks for a prolonged (probably 24 hours) period of time.
Starbation by Just can't even December 17, 2016
Saturbating
The act of spending an exorbent amount of time looking at ones own personal accomplishments statistics.
Often a co-worker who is always checking out their own sales numbers or sales stats.
Or the friend who wants to see their all the stats at the end of your favorite multi-player video game(i.e. Halo, Gears of War, Rock Band, etc.).
Often a co-worker who is always checking out their own sales numbers or sales stats.
Or the friend who wants to see their all the stats at the end of your favorite multi-player video game(i.e. Halo, Gears of War, Rock Band, etc.).
Joe: Alright lets go on to the next round of the game...
Frank: Wait dude I want to see how many head shots I got that round.... Woa I killed Bill 18 times...Jim you suck....
Joe: Alright Frank quit saturbating lets go...
Frank: Wait dude I want to see how many head shots I got that round.... Woa I killed Bill 18 times...Jim you suck....
Joe: Alright Frank quit saturbating lets go...
Saturbating by munciemike May 23, 2009
e-sturbation
1. Expression of sexual gratification online via cybersex.
2. Masturbation to anything else that happens online and/or that is viewed that is sexually gratifying.
2. Masturbation to anything else that happens online and/or that is viewed that is sexually gratifying.
1. I am e-sturbating furiously right now! (message typed as the guy has cybersex with this hot Swedish chick.)
2. Hey hold on! I'm very busy e-sturbating to these lesbo pics of Aria Giovanni at her official site!
2. Hey hold on! I'm very busy e-sturbating to these lesbo pics of Aria Giovanni at her official site!
e-sturbation by Mark H August 25, 2004
Cry-sturbation
A jealousy-induced form of regretful masturbation; usually occurs after one realizes their ex no longer wants them and/or after seeing them "getting it in" with a new lover.
Dude is Devin crying? ...Dude is Devin masturbating? Oh Shit! That poor bastard's cry-sturbating!
After seeing his ex playing tonsil hockey with her new man at the superbowl party, Devin scampered away to his room for an all night session of loud & painfully pleasant cry-sturbation.
After seeing his ex playing tonsil hockey with her new man at the superbowl party, Devin scampered away to his room for an all night session of loud & painfully pleasant cry-sturbation.
Cry-sturbation by Florida Dwarf Killer March 4, 2011
Pac-sturbating
Pac-sturbating by Izmar July 12, 2010
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