med-sturbation
I had the worst hangover this morning, but after a little med-sturbation session in the shower, I was good to go.
med-sturbation by Burt Sanchez September 15, 2009
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Madsturbation
Madsturbation is widely frowned upon by the public, but it is a great way for weird kids to channel their hatred at their penises!
Madsturbation by Dillypoo November 3, 2009
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melsturbation
(noun) The tendency of movies starring and/or directed by Mel Gibson to focus upon themes of martrydom, torture, sadistic villains and masochistic heroes.
melsturbation by Dr. Raman March 20, 2004
messturbation
Frodo: What's that gunk all over the bathroom walls?
Enrico: Carlos engaged in messturbation and took off.
Frodo: What a pig!
Enrico: Carlos engaged in messturbation and took off.
Frodo: What a pig!
messturbation by scodder October 14, 2012
mehsturbation
the act of some mindless, repetitive task to which one is indifferent, to the point on disgust... see meh
"Yeah - I had to give up on arguing that point in the forum with those idiots - they don't have a clue and I really don't care... kinda got tired of the mehsturbation there..."
mehsturbation by diremudflap March 7, 2008
Madsturbation
Madsturbation by Yeetdab June 11, 2017
Midsturbation
The mid point of a masturbation session; the point when masturbating becomes interrupted causes extreme frustration (see Blue Balls)
"My mom walked in on me midsturbation which was awkward as fuck"
"The batteries in my vibe died midsturbation, it was the WORST!"
"The batteries in my vibe died midsturbation, it was the WORST!"
Midsturbation by Ineedtopoop July 8, 2025
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