med-sturbation 

Masturbating to relieve a physical ailment.

I had the worst hangover this morning, but after a little med-sturbation session in the shower, I was good to go.

med-sturbation by Burt Sanchez September 15, 2009

Madsturbation 

The act of masturbating to vent anger. Usually practiced by teens who listen to Slipknot or Korn.

Madsturbation is widely frowned upon by the public, but it is a great way for weird kids to channel their hatred at their penises!

Madsturbation by Dillypoo November 3, 2009

melsturbation

(noun) The tendency of movies starring and/or directed by Mel Gibson to focus upon themes of martrydom, torture, sadistic villains and masochistic heroes.

'The Passion of the Christ' is the ultimate example of melsturbation

melsturbation by Dr. Raman March 20, 2004

messturbation 

Messturbation means whacking off and not cleaning up.

Frodo: What's that gunk all over the bathroom walls?

Enrico: Carlos engaged in messturbation and took off.

Frodo: What a pig!

messturbation by scodder October 14, 2012

mehsturbation 

the act of some mindless, repetitive task to which one is indifferent, to the point on disgust... see meh

"Yeah - I had to give up on arguing that point in the forum with those idiots - they don't have a clue and I really don't care... kinda got tired of the mehsturbation there..."

mehsturbation by diremudflap March 7, 2008

Madsturbation 

The act of aggressively masturbating after becoming mad.

Tom got dumped so when he got home he had an intense session of madsturbation.

Madsturbation by Yeetdab June 11, 2017

Midsturbation

The mid point of a masturbation session; the point when masturbating becomes interrupted causes extreme frustration (see Blue Balls)

"My mom walked in on me midsturbation which was awkward as fuck"

"The batteries in my vibe died midsturbation, it was the WORST!"

Midsturbation by Ineedtopoop July 8, 2025