stoonk

The act of stealing something from someone else.

Oi quick, when the teacher's not looking, we'll stoonk a beer.

by sploogeycunt October 22, 2017

Stonks

A term to express a financial decision that resulted in financial gain. Mostly used ironically.

*1998 Yahoo refuses to buy Google for $1 million
*2002 Yahoo realizes it’s mistake, tried to buy Google for $3 billion, Google wants $5 billion, Yahoo says no
*2008 Yahoo refuses to be sold to Microsoft for $40 billion
*2016 Yahoo sold to Verizon for $4.6 billion
CEO of Yahoo: “Stonks”

by thequifichuntlord July 8, 2019

stronk tenk

A tank built by drunk Russians.

Damn, KV-2 is the stronkest of stronk tenks))))

by StronkTenk April 13, 2017

Spoonkid

Professional bag fumbler

''Fuck man...'' ~ Spoonkid after losing an M2 to a revy kid

by BigMansCheese February 18, 2022

Stonks

When you trade 600 wheat for 1 emerald

News: Man sells TV for remote
Me, an intellectual: Stonks

by Random homo sapien June 14, 2019

Stonks

The act of pretending you made some sort of profit out of a useless trade

When you upvote your own post on Reddit:
"Stonks"
Buy buy 1 for the price of 2 and get 2 for the price of one:
"Stonks"

by DankStonks June 17, 2019

stoinkos

Sex while travelling or living in Greece, Crete, or the Mykonos Islands.

While on vacation in Greece, we had multiple rounds of oral, vaginal and anal stoinkos daily. The locals told us that anal stoinkos is a national pastime.

by sbp1029 November 5, 2013